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@drkylie.bsky.social
Sometimes scientist, sometimes fiber artist
Don’t call I’m googling types of headaches and the cost of neck braces
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Don’t call I’m googling types of headaches and the cost of neck braces
I’m watching a new coworker realize—in real time—that the bosses are not in fact on her side
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’m watching a new coworker realize—in real time—that the bosses are not in fact on her side
Am I against the Olympics being in Los Angeles? Yes. Am I going to try to buy tickets for events happening literally blocks away from my house? Also yes.
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Am I against the Olympics being in Los Angeles? Yes. Am I going to try to buy tickets for events happening literally blocks away from my house? Also yes.
Reading Wuthering Heights for the first time after seeing stills for the new movie is like getting blasted with a shotgun to the chest after seeing someone put on a slap bracelet
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reading Wuthering Heights for the first time after seeing stills for the new movie is like getting blasted with a shotgun to the chest after seeing someone put on a slap bracelet
Almost said “riddle me this” to my supervisor in a meeting just now. I gotta get out of here.
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Almost said “riddle me this” to my supervisor in a meeting just now. I gotta get out of here.
Netherlands pls invade the US and take all our leaders to The Hague
The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Netherlands pls invade the US and take all our leaders to The Hague
Experiencing uncomfortable feelings is a natural and good part of life but I think I’m doing it too much
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Experiencing uncomfortable feelings is a natural and good part of life but I think I’m doing it too much
Not a single Bennett sister ever had to have an annual review
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not a single Bennett sister ever had to have an annual review
Doing a big purchase like flights or hotels non refundable is the kind of risky lifestyle that I simply can’t endorse
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Doing a big purchase like flights or hotels non refundable is the kind of risky lifestyle that I simply can’t endorse
My home has yet to reach its Tiffany-style lamp quota
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My home has yet to reach its Tiffany-style lamp quota
Why does my work always treat the week before Christmas as not only business as normal, but more urgent?? I’m clocked out! I’m using up PTO!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why does my work always treat the week before Christmas as not only business as normal, but more urgent?? I’m clocked out! I’m using up PTO!!
Opening Apple Music and getting jump scared by the U2 album that was inexplicable put on every iPod and iPhone that one time
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Opening Apple Music and getting jump scared by the U2 album that was inexplicable put on every iPod and iPhone that one time
Curating specific photos and posters for your contacts gives the same high as rearranging your furniture
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Curating specific photos and posters for your contacts gives the same high as rearranging your furniture
Being a lady’s maid sounds like the ideal job. Gossip like an evil vizier, dress like a noble, interact with both peasants and royalty, probably a lil homoerotic.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Being a lady’s maid sounds like the ideal job. Gossip like an evil vizier, dress like a noble, interact with both peasants and royalty, probably a lil homoerotic.
Sometimes I watch Pirates of the Caribbean just to feel alive
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sometimes I watch Pirates of the Caribbean just to feel alive
Ordering perfume samples is great because I get to wear the scent “all of them” for a day
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ordering perfume samples is great because I get to wear the scent “all of them” for a day
Viscerally upset at a show depicting my most irrational fear after a friend told me this exact thing happened in this exact show
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Viscerally upset at a show depicting my most irrational fear after a friend told me this exact thing happened in this exact show
All it takes to up at 6am without wanting to die is going to bed at 8pm because you’re so so sleepy
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
All it takes to up at 6am without wanting to die is going to bed at 8pm because you’re so so sleepy
Sometimes you just gotta be like “we live in a society” and move on
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sometimes you just gotta be like “we live in a society” and move on
Gothic horror is about being horny then being like what’s fun spooky time then crying
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Gothic horror is about being horny then being like what’s fun spooky time then crying
My new thing is saying “I have hate in my heart” rather than saying “I’m so mad right now”
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My new thing is saying “I have hate in my heart” rather than saying “I’m so mad right now”
It’s become apparent that my two options on medication are emotionally dead or crying so much
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It’s become apparent that my two options on medication are emotionally dead or crying so much
I have so many family members, I gotta consult the cousin chart every few months
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have so many family members, I gotta consult the cousin chart every few months
I love when my family tries to use science terms to relate to me. My dad just called Hubble Telescope a “microscope” and ngl it kinda worked to cheer me up.
June 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love when my family tries to use science terms to relate to me. My dad just called Hubble Telescope a “microscope” and ngl it kinda worked to cheer me up.
It can be sooooo healing to watch a series in a single weekend
June 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It can be sooooo healing to watch a series in a single weekend