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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist
@drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy
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Furry's resident psychologist, Dr. Maddox "Mads" Kaplan. RL Psychologist*, OC Werewolf Supervillain. Queer. CEO of LexCorp. They/them *Comments made by this account […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://meow.social/@drmaddkap, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10m
Interior of Talia’s penthouse in Gotham, night. Dr. Maddkap and Talia sit on the sofa, facing the large windowed wall overlooking the city.

TALIA: So, Mads, we’ve been dating for a while now …
MADDKAP: (sips his drink) We have.
TALIA: I think it’s time we take the next step. (she snuggles […]
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
Maybe AI is a good thing. I just used Sora to create a video of Jesus preaching that you should love all people - male and female, cis and trans, binary and non binary.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d
I want this shirt.
A drawing of a UFO abducting a person, with the words “ask me about my butt hole
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 3d
Can we get a study going to determine if cis male bigots are more concerned about the size of their dicks than their cis male non-bigoted counterparts? Because I really feel like this has to be the case, and it would explain a lot.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 3d
Is there any reason to make the exhaust on your car louder, other than to say “hey everybody look at me!”
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 4d
One of the most important skills you can learn is how and when to lose a dominance contest.

Obviously I’m saying this as the real Dr. Kaplan, not as Maddkap. He would say that you should never willingly lose, and instead you should dispose of all who oppose you. Which is also why he finds […]
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 6d
At a medical conference …

SPEAKER: As you know, the skin is the largest organ …
ME: (to person next to me) Not mine.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 7d
Is there a way we can stop anyone with an out-of-state license plate from entering Philadelphia? Possible exceptions for New Jersey. I’m asking for all of us who actually know how to fucking drive in the city.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 7d
Someone keeps calling my phone, sneezing and hanging up. I’m getting really tired of these cold calls.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 8d
I’m going to replace my doorbell with a QR code. When you scan it, it takes you to a landing page where you have to prepay $25 for the bell to ring, and an additional $25 retainer for up to 15 minutes of my attention. Additional time will be billed at $25 per 15 minutes. Once you enter your […]
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 9d
ME: (Flipping through TikTok)
GIRL: Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting!
GUY: Then wash it.
ME: (spittakes) God dammit.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10d
Hear me out - a ramen delivery service with sexy naked delivery people. I call it "nudes with noods".
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10d
People are debating whether or not it's "disgusting" for women to put their credit card in their bra. Wake me if someone wants me to stop putting mine under my balls.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11d
Another odd thing about Cialis - it doesn’t take a day off. My mate has been unavailable for a while (for various reasons), and with no other partners at the moment, the only alternative has been aggressive masturbation.

That being said, if you live in the Philly area, have daddy issues, and […]
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11d
Who else has sex dreams about Loona? Let’s see some raised hands or private parts.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11d
Oh you’re stupid. I can work with that. Daddy like dummy. Rawr.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12d
[Politics - Transgender]

"They want to have transgender for everybody." - Donald Trump, 9/26/25
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12d
“The Amish have no autism!”
“Really? An entire community builds a barn in a DAY and you’re telling me there’s NO hyperfocus involved?”
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 12d
Your bedroom is basically just a large room for you to be unconscious in. That seems like a waste of space. Beds should fold out of the wall in any other room - living room, kitchen, etc - and then fold back in when you get up. Imagine if you could turn your bedroom into a den or a craft room […]
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13d
It’s HOMO sapiens, not HETERO sapiens. It’s the BI-ble, not the STRAIGHT-ble. And it’s not go queerly to hell. It’s go STRAIGHT to hell.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13d
[Politics - Comey]

I couldn’t give less of a shit about what happens to James Comey. He’s the reason Trump got elected in the first place, it’s poetic justice if he puts Trump in jail.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13d
Technically, your home is just one giant walk-in closet with multiple sections and plumbing.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13d
Your bedroom is just a big walk-in closet with a special area to be unconscious in.
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13d
[Politics - Shutdown]

Regarding the looming government shutdown:

Every previous President: I’m the President, the buck stops here.

Donald Trump: It’s all the fault of those horrible Democrats. Even though they don’t have a majority anywhere in government, we’re powerless to stop them. We […]
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13d
Holy shit. Traffic is actually really light this morning. Did the Rapture actually happen?