They just want it to see the stars before it gets blown up by Ukrainian attack drones

okay I’m sorry but can we drop the pretense that these are just fancy baked goods? I’m not saying it's jesus risen from the bread but these toasts have at least a little baby jesus in there, hiding somewhere in the dough

When I was a kid we didn't need fancy hurricane tools and satellites - we had sharpies and that was good enough for us.

Our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed Canada

This came out 19 years ago. Honestly the Zardoz outfit looks a bit dated now

Doesn't everyone love those?

Meanwhile on twitter:

Everyone: <looking around self consciously> haha, look at this stuff. Just great. Beautiful stuff. I really don't find it boring in any way, honestly I get pretty excited about stuff like this.

Oh, I like it. It's like the Thomas Crowne affair bowler hat scene! 😉

I hope you like your houses flammable!

Come on, what could possibly go wrong?