"Look, I spent all weekend doing absolutely nothing, I just got my kid to school (somehow), I haven't had any caffeine, I barely remember what my job is, much less what I was doing last week or -- let's be honest, who you are -- and yet, for some reason you want to meet with me?"

Oops I somehow managed to turn my Makefile into an infinite loop.

Anyways, this is how I ended up doing nothing important or revenue-generating until sometime mid-2026.

Kubelet is the honey badger of Kubernetes. It DGAF.