Man it really should be a bigger deal that our government is arresting student protestors and deporting them to foreign blacksite prisons

The devil is in New Orleans and must be stopped once and for all

Everyone willing to commit violence to achieve their goals is on the right and that's why the left is dying in America

Ladies and gentlemen, we can rest easy. Today at 4am, Seal Team 6 successfully raided the compound of the terrorist known as the Grinch. I'm told he died like a dog

they're making me crawl into The Vent at my job, I hate this shit so much

They're treating him like he's about to bust out and fight Superman

If nobody tries to copy Luigi by February then it's officially over for the 'something is happening' crowd

Now that it's December remember to put out rat poison for the Grinch

Been here for 2 minutes and already been followed by 2 porn bots, this really is the new Twitter

Feel like a crack addict who decided to switch to cocaine. Probably not better but I feel much more classy