Keep that lady out of the rain or she'll drown herself looking up.

Both feels appropriate.

Our power might be out in part of the state Thursday. Please plan accordingly.

It's not like he actually spent time and effort taking care of his older kids. How do you expect a man with twelve kids to know anything about child development...

Those type blame the girls for tempting men. 😕

I'll take it over the electoral college.

To be fair we're a country of over reactors except for when it actually matters then we can't be bothered.