Made of all the finest 'tater squeezins.

Mmm...prions...

I liked their early stuff. When Chard Hardchesse left, I felt there was a hole in their keytar.

When Coolidge died, he left it to the Grand Canyon so it could be free. Unfortunately, the rock killed a pigeon and was put down.

That seems like something you stick on a car as a prank. Yeah. That's what I'll just keep telling myself...

They also train on shadow puppets in case they have to watch little tug boats.

They are also the only birds that can hold a concealed weapons permit in Branson, Missouri.

Which is ridiculous, because you clearly had an indulgence to stay behind for scribe work!