DrRobotix
drrobotix.bsky.social
DrRobotix
@drrobotix.bsky.social
Standard issue gay technical zombie (not a doctor)

Might occasionally post nudes for attention.

If you're under 18, go away.
I really wish C++ hadn't managed to become so common. Even the examples are a pain
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Reposted by DrRobotix
IF YOU LIVE IN SEATTLE, for the love of god, please check to make sure your ballot was counted and doesn’t need its signature cured

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Murder?" she gleefully suggested.
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Chatting to a colleague

Me: "I don't want to work today. I want to go home and play with beavers"
Him: ....."okay I'm going to tell you what I think you said"
Me: "I'm playing Timberborn"

Guess I'm not as obviously gay as I thought
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Okay I think that's enough internet for now. See y'all in a few.... Whatever
October 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Finally on my train. Or rather, on A train, an hour and 40 minutes late. I should have said fuck it and gone to basement instead
October 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If they have to break the rules that the rest of us have to obey in order to have a net negative effect, maybe the industry should die
October 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today has been very annoying. I'm hoping it was the week getting it all out in one go. That's how it works, right? 🤞🏻
October 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm running on like 4 hours of sleep, too much coffee, and a wank. Today is gonna suck
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I feel like this was incredibly predictable 80.lv/articles/som...
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Jesus Christ
Virtual Jesus? People of faith divided as AI enters religion.

One app, which is called Text with Jesus, has thousands of paying subscribers. It lets people ostensibly ask questions of Mary, Joseph, Jesus and nearly all 12 apostles
u.afp.com/SmoK
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Great job guys!
Everything reminds me of him
October 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Everything reminds me of him
October 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
WHY WON'T YOU WORK? YOU STUPID MACHINE! THIS ISN'T DIFFICULT!

*ahem*

We appear to be experiencing some technical difficulties.

🙃
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Y'all need Jesus
When you’re eating a sandwich and the condiments start squirting out from the other end is your sandwich taking a shit or is it cumming bc you’re kinda eating it’s sandwussy in a way
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I wonder how many hours of my life have been spent listening to announcements on trains?
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Anyone want a room-temperature mess?
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Got a lil wristband from Pride
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Intrigued how someone manages to like a bunch of my posts which are exclusively replies to one other person. They're not sequential. They're spread over weeks, if not months. And yet, it happened. How??
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Am very tired, so please accept this for hump day:

🍑
September 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by DrRobotix
Wednesday mood
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
After today, I understand why Marvin the Android was the way he was. I've spent the day doing boring stuff that was too ambiguous for the computer to handle on its own. If a nice strong man could turn me into a rope bunny for a few hours, that would be great thx
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well that was a surprise 💀
😌 Hey @drrobotix.bsky.social! Your messages have a slight upbeat tone to them. Your sentiment score is 0.14 (slightly positive). You're spreading some good vibes. Don't be shy about it!
September 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Go on then @sentimentbot.bsky.social. it's gonna be bad isn't it lol
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
There's a Rapture happening?
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM