Dr. Ruth Tomato
@drruthtomato.bsky.social
Cry havoc and let loose the hairs of gray. Post.News expat. Not a real doctor or tomato. Cooking, travel, dogs…🎵these are a few of my favorite things🎵.
The chyron is technically true. Someone spent Christmas at the White House dreaming up new ways to bankrupt us.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The chyron is technically true. Someone spent Christmas at the White House dreaming up new ways to bankrupt us.
This needs be a mad lib.
CBS News is the last best hope on Earth for _____________.
A real life sequel to Idiocracy
Humans to sprout webbed feet and return to the sea
First case of CTE from repeatedly changing direction
CBS News is the last best hope on Earth for _____________.
A real life sequel to Idiocracy
Humans to sprout webbed feet and return to the sea
First case of CTE from repeatedly changing direction
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This needs be a mad lib.
CBS News is the last best hope on Earth for _____________.
A real life sequel to Idiocracy
Humans to sprout webbed feet and return to the sea
First case of CTE from repeatedly changing direction
CBS News is the last best hope on Earth for _____________.
A real life sequel to Idiocracy
Humans to sprout webbed feet and return to the sea
First case of CTE from repeatedly changing direction
Love this for him. Let the man work.
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Love this for him. Let the man work.
What on Lysa Arryn’s right tit is this guy talking about?
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What on Lysa Arryn’s right tit is this guy talking about?
Bet it’s bottled in Flint.
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bet it’s bottled in Flint.
Reading this I felt as if I sat beside you through this whole besotted Temu version of the honors, complete with minor singeing of my beaded ballgown from being too close to the flames.
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Reading this I felt as if I sat beside you through this whole besotted Temu version of the honors, complete with minor singeing of my beaded ballgown from being too close to the flames.
Ok let me give you 1, 2 and 3 for me.
1. Ghostbusters
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3. Gremlins
1. Ghostbusters
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3. Gremlins
a man in a suit and tie is rubbing his nose and says i can 't ... i just can 't ..
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is rubbing his nose and says “i can’t ... i just can’t”
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ok let me give you 1, 2 and 3 for me.
1. Ghostbusters
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3. Gremlins
1. Ghostbusters
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3. Gremlins
As someone who makes $15K a year because she has to care for a disabled spouse all the other hours of the day and is about to pay $12K a year in premiums for the lowest tear health plan in 2025, fuck yes I am prepared for a 12% tax hike to share this burden.
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
As someone who makes $15K a year because she has to care for a disabled spouse all the other hours of the day and is about to pay $12K a year in premiums for the lowest tear health plan in 2025, fuck yes I am prepared for a 12% tax hike to share this burden.
Is the leftist in the room with us right now?
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is the leftist in the room with us right now?
Fascinating. Thank you.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Fascinating. Thank you.
Right?
randy from south park says that 's weird in a cartoon
Alt: randy from south park says “that's weird” in a cartoon
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Right?
He is caressing that ball like it owes him money. Ew.
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He is caressing that ball like it owes him money. Ew.
Code for ”help us build our registry”.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Code for ”help us build our registry”.
Why is Latoya Jackson wearing a striped tie?
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why is Latoya Jackson wearing a striped tie?
Grown here. Squeezed here. Wonder what excuse is used to justify this gouging.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Grown here. Squeezed here. Wonder what excuse is used to justify this gouging.
Not valid. It’s after Labor Day.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not valid. It’s after Labor Day.
Those days never ended.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Those days never ended.
You never heard of him though.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You never heard of him though.
This episode of South Park is off the chain…oh…
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This episode of South Park is off the chain…oh…