Dr. Shamus
drshamus.bsky.social
Dr. Shamus
@drshamus.bsky.social
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If you're a snake when does a sock become a turtleneck?

Asking for a friend
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I did manage to finally dry my pillow but I still had to sleep on the couch
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The cheese balls were $10 but you get 2 pounds of them
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Maybe the math from fluids will be more fun than the fluids themselves."
#stuffengineeringstudentsaidonfridaymovienight
October 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You want dried peppers, I got dried peppers, we'll get you some dried peppers
October 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Unprompted Whale Sounds is going to be the name of my next album
September 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Doing an art thing
May 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh you know just laying here in my booty shorts thinking about how bullshit base 10 is
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It came to me in a dream, but then I forgot it in another dream
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Just doing some doodling, y'all have a great day.
March 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I completed an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
#notinteresting
March 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@houstonchronicle.com hey y'all know who I can call about this?
All the numbers I found just send you through an automated loop
February 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Another fun painting, try crossing your eyes
February 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some smiling monsters I painted a whole ago.
Happy Sunday
February 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM