Every time I submit manuscript revisions I fight the urge to the Devil Wears Prada my laptop into the lake

One year of this relentless ball of energy

Great opportunity. Great colleagues. (Note: Oct. 24 application deadline)

www.aeaweb.org/joe/listing....

Case in point: if I don’t organize my emails into folders, they may as well be lost to the void for as useful as Outlook’s search is

Installing and booting up adobe premiere so I can edit out all the weird pauses in my lecture video

We're currently looking for a Trials Methodologist/Senior Trials Methodologist to join our team.

You can find out more about the role and how to apply here:
jobs.icr.ac.uk/vacancies/13...

#ResearchJobs #TrialsMethodology🧪

At any rate, if you know of any good stats departments that are looking for someone with a new #NSF #CAREER award starting Oct 1, let me know. I do #datavis and #forensics research and teach #statcomputing with #rstats and #python. I have a 2-body problem but open to many different locations anyways

Come work with us! UC Irvine Cognitive Sciences is looking for a new Assistant Professor to join our team: recruit.ap.uci.edu/JPF09896

I'm not on the committee, but happy to talk if you're interested.

Going to start rolling up the statement on p-values like a newspaper and smacking some people on the nose

Which one of y’all is reviewing trial protocols and telling investigators that defining significance thresholds is outdated

Daphna the way I just relabeled my “spring/summer writing goals” list to “fall 2025/spring 2026”

Get em Darren!!

Actually did this this year and it’s been so freeing - highly recommend

Job available for a statistician to work on a clinical trials methodology project on improving statistical methods for paediatric cancer ttrials.

Cancer Research UK Clinical Trials Unit, University of Birmingham

Closes 22 September

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Original submission was 500 over the word count and somehow it managed to gain another 500 words after responding to reviewers

Once again on the task list. I 💜 manuscript revisions 😭

But on the other hand, ggplot got brrrrr

Sometimes I wish I could control my hyperfocus so I could power through the things I actually need to get done (manuscript revisions) rather than optional things (a plot someone mentioned in a meeting)

We also made a Shiny app to go with it! mary-ryan.shinyapps.lo/survival-SWD...

Arxiv preprint: doi.org/10.48550/arX...

It was 3 years of hard work, but I learned a lot and (I think) we ended up with some useful observations and a great tool for researchers.

Super happy to say that my first Biometrics article was published this week!😃 Along with Fan Li, Monica Taljaard, & Denise Esserman, we derive sample size & power formula for cross-sectional stepped-wedge trials with time-to-event outcomes, & explored the impact of finite sample variance corrections

Important update: the west campus sandhill cranes had babies this spring 😭

Reposting for the morning - help ID your problem crossings!

Madison folks: apparently there's a GIS comment map for cycling and pedestrian infrastructure improvements

cityofmadison.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappv...

I’ve just started directing my PhD student in doing their first sim study, so selfishly this would be fantastic