Drugmonkey
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Drugmonkey
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Trump explained.
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Lyndon B. Johnson
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Lyndon B. Johnson
This seems to have aged rather well.
ICE is out of fucking control.
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
This seems to have aged rather well.
It's almost as if the FIFA peace prize is meaningless.
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
It's almost as if the FIFA peace prize is meaningless.
PROMETHAZINE!! The customer gleefully cried, blissfully unaware of what DM meant.
January 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
PROMETHAZINE!! The customer gleefully cried, blissfully unaware of what DM meant.
Let me step into the role of consumer advocate here for a minute. If you have prescriptions that can be filled this weekend, fill them this weekend. Do NOT set foot into a pharmacy on Monday.
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Let me step into the role of consumer advocate here for a minute. If you have prescriptions that can be filled this weekend, fill them this weekend. Do NOT set foot into a pharmacy on Monday.
I asked AI what the probability was that a 79 year old American man would die within the next year. No reason really. Just curious.
But it looks like there's about a 5% chance 2026 can be a great year.
But it looks like there's about a 5% chance 2026 can be a great year.
January 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I asked AI what the probability was that a 79 year old American man would die within the next year. No reason really. Just curious.
But it looks like there's about a 5% chance 2026 can be a great year.
But it looks like there's about a 5% chance 2026 can be a great year.
It was a good movie and all, but dammit I've had Neil Diamond songs going through my head for five days now. #iamisaid
Just saw "Song Sung Blue" and I gotta tell ya, as a total Pearl Jam head, seeing a Neil Diamond cover band open for them in 1995 would have been fucking awesome.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It was a good movie and all, but dammit I've had Neil Diamond songs going through my head for five days now. #iamisaid
There's a Mr. Moneybags local philanthropist who decided to open a non profit pharmacy here in town. Talked to him the other day, and what he's learning is that the pharmacy business really sucks, lol.
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
There's a Mr. Moneybags local philanthropist who decided to open a non profit pharmacy here in town. Talked to him the other day, and what he's learning is that the pharmacy business really sucks, lol.
Happy "yes you did get a new insurance card" day to those who celebrate.
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Happy "yes you did get a new insurance card" day to those who celebrate.
Just saw "Song Sung Blue" and I gotta tell ya, as a total Pearl Jam head, seeing a Neil Diamond cover band open for them in 1995 would have been fucking awesome.
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Just saw "Song Sung Blue" and I gotta tell ya, as a total Pearl Jam head, seeing a Neil Diamond cover band open for them in 1995 would have been fucking awesome.
Paramount, the company that paid a $16 million bribe to Donald Trump to facilitate a merger, fired Stephen Colbert when he pointed it out, and shitcanned this story about how the Trump administration arranged to have people tortured, probably doesn't want you to watch this.
youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?...
youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?...
The 60 Minutes Story The Trump Administration Doesn't Want You To See
YouTube video by Cory Booker
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Paramount, the company that paid a $16 million bribe to Donald Trump to facilitate a merger, fired Stephen Colbert when he pointed it out, and shitcanned this story about how the Trump administration arranged to have people tortured, probably doesn't want you to watch this.
youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?...
youtu.be/jiehEMlNiCI?...
People wonder how I managed to mostly retire at 53. Part of it involves not replacing things until they're in this type of condition.
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
People wonder how I managed to mostly retire at 53. Part of it involves not replacing things until they're in this type of condition.
I'll end this year having read 15 books, up from 10 last year.
Favorite: "James"
Learned The Most From: "Humanly Possible"
Least Favorite: "Good Material"
"Little Women" remains my least favorite book I actually finished. A title I'm confident it will always hold.
Favorite: "James"
Learned The Most From: "Humanly Possible"
Least Favorite: "Good Material"
"Little Women" remains my least favorite book I actually finished. A title I'm confident it will always hold.
December 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'll end this year having read 15 books, up from 10 last year.
Favorite: "James"
Learned The Most From: "Humanly Possible"
Least Favorite: "Good Material"
"Little Women" remains my least favorite book I actually finished. A title I'm confident it will always hold.
Favorite: "James"
Learned The Most From: "Humanly Possible"
Least Favorite: "Good Material"
"Little Women" remains my least favorite book I actually finished. A title I'm confident it will always hold.
An electrician is at the monkey house right now putting in a 220 volt circuit to power my new ham radio amplifier. My world wide signals are soon to be at the full 1500 watt legal limit. This is a good day.
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
An electrician is at the monkey house right now putting in a 220 volt circuit to power my new ham radio amplifier. My world wide signals are soon to be at the full 1500 watt legal limit. This is a good day.
One reason to be jealous of the boomers is that for many of them, there was a moment they came back from the store, new copy of The Beatles Sargent Peppers in hand, never having heard it and about to get their mind blown.
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One reason to be jealous of the boomers is that for many of them, there was a moment they came back from the store, new copy of The Beatles Sargent Peppers in hand, never having heard it and about to get their mind blown.
So they've opened a new pharmacy here in town and they asked me if I could cover a shift.
What the hell, for old times sake, right?
Took me less than half an hour to realize I never fucking want to do this again. Jesus retail pharmacy sucks.
What the hell, for old times sake, right?
Took me less than half an hour to realize I never fucking want to do this again. Jesus retail pharmacy sucks.
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So they've opened a new pharmacy here in town and they asked me if I could cover a shift.
What the hell, for old times sake, right?
Took me less than half an hour to realize I never fucking want to do this again. Jesus retail pharmacy sucks.
What the hell, for old times sake, right?
Took me less than half an hour to realize I never fucking want to do this again. Jesus retail pharmacy sucks.
Happy Epstein files eve for those who celebrate
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Happy Epstein files eve for those who celebrate
Random etiquette tip for my fellow pharmacists. Don't talk about money or your stock portfolio at work. Times are tough for many, including some of your fellow employees within earshot.
December 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Random etiquette tip for my fellow pharmacists. Don't talk about money or your stock portfolio at work. Times are tough for many, including some of your fellow employees within earshot.
Gotta give RFK Jr. props where he's earned them. Becoming the shittiest Kennedy was a high bar to clear, and he sailed right over it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Gotta give RFK Jr. props where he's earned them. Becoming the shittiest Kennedy was a high bar to clear, and he sailed right over it.
As a Spinal Tap nerd, this is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
As a Spinal Tap nerd, this is devastating.
I know this will come as a shock to those of you in the pharmacy industry, but CVS is going to pay money to settle an accusation that they did something wrong.
ncpa.org/newsroom/qam...
ncpa.org/newsroom/qam...
CVS to pay Okla. pharmacists $5 million for under-reimbursement
CVS Caremark will pay over $5 million in a settlement with the state of Oklahoma over allegations it under-reimbursed pharmacies in the state. The state will distribute 75 percent of the funds to elig...
ncpa.org
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I know this will come as a shock to those of you in the pharmacy industry, but CVS is going to pay money to settle an accusation that they did something wrong.
ncpa.org/newsroom/qam...
ncpa.org/newsroom/qam...
Whenever I see a commercial for a prescription drug on TV, I always pay attention to see if it's one you can take if you're allergic to it or not.
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Whenever I see a commercial for a prescription drug on TV, I always pay attention to see if it's one you can take if you're allergic to it or not.
I think the biggest surprise for me in this whole kid got a zero on her paper scandal has been finding out there's a university in Oklahoma.
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I think the biggest surprise for me in this whole kid got a zero on her paper scandal has been finding out there's a university in Oklahoma.
Did I say 1563 cases of measles this year? Because now it's 1828.
1563 cases of a disease this year declared eliminated in this country 25 years ago.
1 in 8 cases resulting in hospitalization.
92% unvaccinated.
MaKiNg AMeRiCa HeaLThY AgAiN!!
www.cdc.gov/measles/data...
1 in 8 cases resulting in hospitalization.
92% unvaccinated.
MaKiNg AMeRiCa HeaLThY AgAiN!!
www.cdc.gov/measles/data...
Measles Cases and Outbreaks
Find the latest numbers of confirmed U.S. measles cases. CDC updates this page weekly.
www.cdc.gov
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Did I say 1563 cases of measles this year? Because now it's 1828.