I’m with you on shows but it KILLS me to do it with books for some reason.
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m with you on shows but it KILLS me to do it with books for some reason.
Drugs are a helluva drug
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Drugs are a helluva drug
It depends. What color is the boat?
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It depends. What color is the boat?
I find myself unable to turn away from looking at car wrecks on the highway. Seems similar
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I find myself unable to turn away from looking at car wrecks on the highway. Seems similar
I’m still an amateur but only so I can be in the Olympics. Then I’m turning pro.
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m still an amateur but only so I can be in the Olympics. Then I’m turning pro.
Thank you (in advance) for your service!
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Thank you (in advance) for your service!
I would have thought two shitbags like that would be together forever!
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I would have thought two shitbags like that would be together forever!
Maybe McDonald’s is hiring?
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Maybe McDonald’s is hiring?
God help us if he becomes Chair of the Fed.
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
God help us if he becomes Chair of the Fed.
19. America was great before you, and it will be great after you. Right now? Not so much.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
19. America was great before you, and it will be great after you. Right now? Not so much.
18. Here's a tip - if you're having repeated cognitive tests, it's NOT because you "ace" them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
18. Here's a tip - if you're having repeated cognitive tests, it's NOT because you "ace" them.
17. If your physical was so perfect, why won't you release it? As all Presidents other than you have done?
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
17. If your physical was so perfect, why won't you release it? As all Presidents other than you have done?
16. Lots of talk. Let's see action. Remember the Foxconn plant in WI?
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
16. Lots of talk. Let's see action. Remember the Foxconn plant in WI?
15. See #6 re: poll numbers. They are most assuredly NOT the highest ever.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
15. See #6 re: poll numbers. They are most assuredly NOT the highest ever.
14. Have you looked in a mirror? You calling someone "ugly" shows an immense lack of self awareness.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
14. Have you looked in a mirror? You calling someone "ugly" shows an immense lack of self awareness.
13. They may be your enemy, but they are far from an "Enemy Of The People". Based on your poll numbers, it seems more people have respect for them than you.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
13. They may be your enemy, but they are far from an "Enemy Of The People". Based on your poll numbers, it seems more people have respect for them than you.
12. I keep seeing pictures of you sleeping during meeting. Or are you just in deep thought? Like really, really deep thought? (Those are called dreams btw).
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
12. I keep seeing pictures of you sleeping during meeting. Or are you just in deep thought? Like really, really deep thought? (Those are called dreams btw).
11. The NYT has more subscribers than ever, so I don't think they're "soon to fold". Unless you're going to illegally shut them down?
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
11. The NYT has more subscribers than ever, so I don't think they're "soon to fold". Unless you're going to illegally shut them down?