Except by this video, Cupp still seems to think it’s *their subscribers* who pay them to lie. No, it’s dark money.

I’m going to say it: Jane Wickline’s originality is on the same level as Jim Downey’s. No one can do what she does. Now, will she be given as much time as Downey?

#SNL

Genius moments like “Cousin Planet” make it totally worthwhile to keep Jane Wickline around. #SNL

I know where we can start

We didn’t even know how many people have been permanently disappeared

When he does, it’s on. We have restrained ourselves until now.

I’m so glad you said that. I thought there was something wrong with me because all the brunette white girls were getting mixed up in my head.

I know, god, I’m just picturing him at ago 13 with Cheetos in his braces too

I love it when Rizo cries.

A bad-ass beanpole nerd gamer with nerves and nuts of steel, crying over spaghetti. It’s so New Era. #Survivor

#Survivor is the greenest show on TV, because every challenge is recycled.

The great writer Jim Downey is the delightfully warped mind behind those. What a great comic talent he is.

Long story. but Jeremy said Parvati was not really a 2-time winner because he doesn’t respect Australian Survivor. Jeff didn’t defend her. Then Las Culturistas went after Jeff for it. It ended with Parvati suggesting to CBS she could host Survivor when they were done with Jeff.