Impeach Him
@drunkenpeach.bsky.social
Opinions are like assholes: Everybody has one and they’re all mine
The drippings got thrown out with the disposable roasting pan
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The drippings got thrown out with the disposable roasting pan
This poor turkey
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This poor turkey
We all want the same things and one of them is a faction to war against
May 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
We all want the same things and one of them is a faction to war against
Lawyer and librarian both start with L
May 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Lawyer and librarian both start with L
Old bastards never die
April 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Old bastards never die
Flood the zone etc
April 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Flood the zone etc
Hands before scans
April 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hands before scans
Dress for the job you want
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dress for the job you want
The good guys with money will protect us from the bad guys with money
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 AM
The good guys with money will protect us from the bad guys with money
Can't put a price on happiness!
December 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Can't put a price on happiness!
It's advanced because it can go forward AND backward
September 21, 2024 at 12:38 AM
It's advanced because it can go forward AND backward
"It's a beautiful weave, the best. And we're gonna do baskets, so many baskets, you've never seen so many"
August 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
"It's a beautiful weave, the best. And we're gonna do baskets, so many baskets, you've never seen so many"
When you didn't exfoliate before your spray tan
August 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
When you didn't exfoliate before your spray tan
Project 2025 aims to do things even God doesn't attempt
August 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Project 2025 aims to do things even God doesn't attempt