All that square footage and THATS the kitchen they went with jfc

In a tl of cringe this may be my Everest

Rare instance where knowing there’s a surprise does not dampen the surprise

TYFYS

His response after a pregnant silence was an incredulous “what do you MEAN?”

Oh fuck I know that song I’m so sorry

SOMEBODY is having one, time for a penance post

Yes. To be crass that was my Vietnam for a while. Boss at the time pulled me aside because he was concerned for my well-being (likely thought drugs) and it probably helped kick off a relationship dissolution. Followed by years of stressing over every histamine reaction.

😙👌

Is that spinach pappardelle?

This has always been my mental link. Now she’ll be “that talk show host who demanded to see government-produced snuff films”

If you were still in Brooklyn I would take you up on that

Could have used this reminder before I went to the store yesterday

As well it should have

One of the best movies directed by Michael Crichton that has an eponymous theme song

I was shocked to see our former finance lead who was there maybe 2 years back before COVID still rocking it despite the fact that it was taken in a small library with actual books in the background which kids today won’t even recognize

Once the empathy hits toxic levels my heart will start to bleed and then it’ll break.