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dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
dryheatgarrett
@dryheatgarrett.bsky.social
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Queer, artsy, pop culture obsessed geek. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾 Ludicrously 5’6” 📍 Chicago, currently
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · Mar 13
Feeling straight as hell in these ripped underwear. 🧍🏻‍♂️
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8h
Confession… I already started my holiday watches. 🦃 🎅🏻 (currently mid-Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.)
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 13h
No we do NOT
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 15h
I’m still giggling that this made it to my for you page on Instagram. Like, even they thought it was himbo bait porn 😂
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 18h
Good morning. Everyone write to every Michigan official and demand they reopen the comments for the MSU Wrestling Instagram page! 😾
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
Plainclothes: well enough, but some stylistic and story choices keep it from being great. Also, another tally for films depicting gay sex without lube or lotion or Vaseline or even a bunch of mushed up chapstick. 😑
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
The first October chill is in the air this evening. 💙
Analog collage featuring magical, erotic, and Halloween imagery. Colors of blue, orange, and violet.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
Holding**
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
Had a giant slice of carrot cake, a reasonable slice of mudslide pie, and a jelly pastry the size of my palm today. Currently losing my belly like an expectant mother and glowing (probably).
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
Stop watching garbage!
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 1d
Got to join (and possibly lead) the holiday decor project at work. I am so gay and happy.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
Is this a riddle? What’s happening. You’re an early autumn on the color wheel, and that is free from me.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
They want those baby shower gifts (votes) BABY!
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 2d
“We’ve sued trump to stop feds from coming into our state.”

Ok well what are you going to do when he ignores that like he has already? 😩 One thing democrats love doing is playing it safe and by the book!
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 3d
First time watch/double feature of They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? and K-Pop Demon Hunters. 🤘🏼
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 3d
Yupppp 😔
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 3d
I’m not a “bluesky” is dead guy, but there’s no denying it’s stagnant. Same selfies from the same gays every day, same prompts, same circles. It doesn’t lend itself well to artists and it desperately needs better user functionality. 🫤 Absolutely hate that IG still has to be my prominent social.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 5d
If anyone wants to feel UNHORNY today, may I suggest listening to Taylor swift’s cover of Father Figure, which is even more soulless than I expected it to be??
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 7d
A cover so nice I bought it twice 😮‍💨
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 7d
Oh, the govt shutdown? lol ok girl, join the club. You aren’t special.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 7d
Sept 30. 🤓 / Oct 1. 🎃
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d
5/8 have been claimed. THANKYOUFORYOURATTENTIONTOTHISMATTER.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 8d
I don’t find Bluesky lends itself to this kind of post, buttttt I have a few skanky Halloween cards for sale this year. $7 a pop, includes shipping, blank or not. 🎃 Claim a # and then it’s just a Venmo/cashapp/zelle away. 🙏🏻
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 9d
The way I have been unable to focus on anything at work today… a gargantuan amount.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 9d
I’m actually, possibly irrationally still mad about this, because why did I unfollow about 15 people this morning with those ugly ass posts.
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dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 10d
Not everyone on IG using some terrible horror AI nonsense 😭
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