@dryphb.bsky.social
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@dryphb.bsky.social
· Dec 26
GSLs are dumb. Now, in case any idiots are listening, I don't mean all lesbians. Just the gold star ones who think you're a cunt for sleeping with men before finding out you're lesbian. That is a key part of discovery for people around the globe, so if you think otherwise, fuck off. Thank you for
@vl1.neocities.org How's your @ your site URL?
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 AM
@vl1.neocities.org How's your @ your site URL?
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Well... fine, fine... let's do a Reshiram form~ Jirachi will maintain Impression longer with each interaction...
❤️= +4 hours
Repost = +8 hours
But since I know what you like...
Every comment 💬 I'll add 25 pounds to my body permanently~
and... for every new follow = 1 day + 25 pounds.
❤️= +4 hours
Repost = +8 hours
But since I know what you like...
Every comment 💬 I'll add 25 pounds to my body permanently~
and... for every new follow = 1 day + 25 pounds.
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Well... fine, fine... let's do a Reshiram form~ Jirachi will maintain Impression longer with each interaction...
❤️= +4 hours
Repost = +8 hours
But since I know what you like...
Every comment 💬 I'll add 25 pounds to my body permanently~
and... for every new follow = 1 day + 25 pounds.
❤️= +4 hours
Repost = +8 hours
But since I know what you like...
Every comment 💬 I'll add 25 pounds to my body permanently~
and... for every new follow = 1 day + 25 pounds.
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January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Whenever I get a goal post bar I try to rush summing up the star points before the game does... so I coded a mechanic that lets you do that and rewards you with a life if you get the sum right.
Press L or R after any goal post to play!
#smw #romhacking
Press L or R after any goal post to play!
#smw #romhacking
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Whenever I get a goal post bar I try to rush summing up the star points before the game does... so I coded a mechanic that lets you do that and rewards you with a life if you get the sum right.
Press L or R after any goal post to play!
#smw #romhacking
Press L or R after any goal post to play!
#smw #romhacking
Okay so we've rumors of the Nintendo Ounce Shmiggle Machine now
I think I've discovered something interesting, but I have no idea what it implies:
On Nintendo's Account Portal, there's an unused model code under the name "OSM". (The Switch 2's model code is BEE.)
The portal has images for each Switch model, and requesting OSM returns an image of a Switch 2.
On Nintendo's Account Portal, there's an unused model code under the name "OSM". (The Switch 2's model code is BEE.)
The portal has images for each Switch model, and requesting OSM returns an image of a Switch 2.
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Okay so we've rumors of the Nintendo Ounce Shmiggle Machine now
@varanemous.bsky.social What distro you on?
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 AM
@varanemous.bsky.social What distro you on?
@kamibox-ph.bsky.social Someone on YouTube has stolen Zip Zap. Here’s the proof
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
@kamibox-ph.bsky.social Someone on YouTube has stolen Zip Zap. Here’s the proof
[FUCK YOU, TIMMY! www.tekedia.com/epic-games-c...
Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney Defends X and Grok as Political Pressure Mounts Over Nudity - Tekedia
As governments, regulators, and lawmakers close in on X over the abuses linked to its AI chatbot Grok, one technology chief executive has emerged as a rare and conspicuous defender of the platform. Ep...
www.tekedia.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
[FUCK YOU, TIMMY! www.tekedia.com/epic-games-c...
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January 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Don’t be racist, I am a building
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Don’t be racist, I am a building
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No matter what track we end up on in life, we're happy to be sharing the journey with PAC-MAN!
🎨: @thesketchsector.bsky.social
🎨: @thesketchsector.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
No matter what track we end up on in life, we're happy to be sharing the journey with PAC-MAN!
🎨: @thesketchsector.bsky.social
🎨: @thesketchsector.bsky.social
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Koopa got a little phat
January 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Koopa got a little phat
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January 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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A story in three acts, featuring Linda Cocoa and Gertrude Nohgit by @lifelinelemons.bsky.social
Also featuring Tamm Testa as created by me!
#TF #sizesky #bbw #ssbbw #ussbbw #wg #wgArt #gourmin #sweetpeace
Also featuring Tamm Testa as created by me!
#TF #sizesky #bbw #ssbbw #ussbbw #wg #wgArt #gourmin #sweetpeace
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
A story in three acts, featuring Linda Cocoa and Gertrude Nohgit by @lifelinelemons.bsky.social
Also featuring Tamm Testa as created by me!
#TF #sizesky #bbw #ssbbw #ussbbw #wg #wgArt #gourmin #sweetpeace
Also featuring Tamm Testa as created by me!
#TF #sizesky #bbw #ssbbw #ussbbw #wg #wgArt #gourmin #sweetpeace
@ninjacate.blacksky.app So, apparently, @patmch51.bsky.social is "post-white", whatever the fresh hell THAT means
January 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@ninjacate.blacksky.app So, apparently, @patmch51.bsky.social is "post-white", whatever the fresh hell THAT means
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Pokemon crashing out over Uno, that's it, that's the post #pokemonart #myart
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Pokemon crashing out over Uno, that's it, that's the post #pokemonart #myart
Wish bsky had these simple moderation features (Blocking does jack shit on here)
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Wish bsky had these simple moderation features (Blocking does jack shit on here)
Got a Switch Tuah now
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Got a Switch Tuah now
@generalwitch.bsky.social Would you consider doing digital copies?
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
@generalwitch.bsky.social Would you consider doing digital copies?
Oh, thank the DEVIL that TMs are reusable in ZA
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh, thank the DEVIL that TMs are reusable in ZA
I switched to Vivaldi. Best tech decision I ever made. It takes 30 seconds to switch, you should try it!
Important: Vivaldi still uses Chromium, which is under Google's bullshittery, however, the team has promised to not add AI slop features to the browser.
Important: Vivaldi still uses Chromium, which is under Google's bullshittery, however, the team has promised to not add AI slop features to the browser.
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I switched to Vivaldi. Best tech decision I ever made. It takes 30 seconds to switch, you should try it!
Important: Vivaldi still uses Chromium, which is under Google's bullshittery, however, the team has promised to not add AI slop features to the browser.
Important: Vivaldi still uses Chromium, which is under Google's bullshittery, however, the team has promised to not add AI slop features to the browser.
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Lina Inverse - Slayers (commission)
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lina Inverse - Slayers (commission)
Twinkywinky sweeps
December 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Twinkywinky sweeps