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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek [bridged from https://mastodon.social/@DS90210 on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h

Dukat: Don't get me started about the turnover.
Dukat: If I have to retrain another subordinate so help me!

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 5h

Quark: Look Worf I'm not just gonna sit back and turn into some slack-jawed crocks-wearing orgasm machine!
Quark: Oh my god I'm describing my dream existence like it's bad.
Quark: What this place done to me?

Quark: Oh my god I'm describing my dream existence like it's bad.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h

Dukat: Not now Worf. Dakota’s busy getting catfished.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h

Worf: Are my prophetic visions a joke to you?

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h

Dukat: They restored my dumb ass to its former glory

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h

Worf: Comedy is defiance Odo. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety.
Odo: Ha!
Odo: HA-HA-HA!
Worf: Stop quoting your SpaceBook memes at me.

Worf: Stop quoting your SpaceBook memes at me.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h

S5E06: QUIZ: which tribble are you?

Episode title card for S5E06: "Trials and Tribble-ations" - QUIZ: which tribble are you?

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h

Odo: My love language is insubordination and by not doing insubordination with me you’re really disrespecting my boundaries.

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Odo: I've never seen you before.
Jadzia: Are you taking any prescription medication?

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Benjamin: You did exactly what you wanted to do.
Benjamin: This was all your idea.
Worf: Then why does it suddenly feel like it was yours?

Worf: Then why does it suddenly feel like it was yours?

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Dukat: Lwaxana's leaving the station for good? Why would she do that?
Julian: Gee I don't know maybe it's because of a certain torch that she's holding for a certain Bajoran she calls Winn the Witch.

Julian: Gee I don't know maybe it's because of a certain torch that she's holding for a certain Bajoran she calls Winn the Witch.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Miles: Turns out boyfriend troubles are great for your career.
Garak: Who knew?

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Jadzia: Your Klingon mating practices are no concern of mine.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Benjamin: Leeta has changed. I've changed.
Benjamin: Maybe now we can get back together.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Odo: I may not be the prettiest changling in this room but what I do have is a disruptor

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d

Worf: I like my belongings Quark. That's why they belong to me.

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Dukat: I am tired of being gossiped about just because I smell like a gel salamander and have a terrible attitude.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Kira: I feel I should hug you.
Kira: Can I give you a big hug?
Kira: I'm already hugging and there's nothing you can do about it.

Kira: I'm already hugging and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Julian: Blech. Get a room.
Miles: huh

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Worf: You really shouldn't leave your front door open considering the amount of people that tried to kill you.
Miles: It was locked.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

S6E06: five secrets of Cardassias

Episode title card for S6E06: "Sacrifice of Angels" - five secrets of Cardassias

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Worf: Some people get offended when you’re not ashamed of things that they were taught to be ashamed of.
Worf: They’ll resent you for not caring what everybody thinks.

Worf: They’ll resent you for not caring what everybody thinks.

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Jadzia: When you meet my girlfriend don’t look them in the eye. Or they’ll attack.

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2d

Odo: You make me feel like the luckiest changling in the world.
Odo: I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
Miles: 💓

Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 3d

Garak: An idle Garak makes for very bad things.