I like magnificent mommy milkers AND Freddy Engels. Where do I sign?

He's gone and done an insane, even basic bible stories are fed through a fash filter

City away pretty much is an Abba musical anyway.

Chiquitita....and the paaaain will end

Don't go wasting your emotions...

Paperwork + City Away Vs an ABBA Musical

I'm not commenting more than I have mate 😂

I'm partial to a bit of ABBA, who isn't? I see both points of view now 😂 I'd still choose City at Miwwawww - pay on the day apparently!

YES! I want to be sat by my radio on Humberside and hear Hadziametovic's name on the scores (Had-zha-met-o-vitch), a screaming 40 yarder.

I don't want to be hearing players I've never heard of and will likely never play for the Mighty Hull City score against us. My case is clear Hull #1

how on a cloudless Summer's day the precipice of Spurn Point feels like to a portal to eternity, there is only so much blue a person can comprehend at once. You are standing on the edge of infinity, and infinity is every shade of blue, and then some more!

I'm from a even slower place, Holderness, you go through Holderness and see what the arable's like, what's good for caravan parks for racist cunts from West Yorkshire, where the sea's eroded, how flat and relentlessly flat Sunk Island is

I'm not exaggerating just how slow life is either. Compared to everywhere else on the BBC weather map, Hull is actually incredibly chilled out.