Doug Slack
@dslack.bsky.social
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I draw on paper and paint with a brush. www.instagram.com/slack.doug/ https://www.ebay.com/usr/dougslack https://dougthings.bigcartel.com
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Maybe it'll be like a sci-fi movie and all of the cronies will disintegrate as soon as it happens.
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That's fantastic. Looks like an old Terry Gilliam cartoon for Flying Circus.
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Why the telephone reciever? Is he drunk dialing friends at two in the morning?
dslack.bsky.social
Only a drunk would use all caps with a brush font.
dslack.bsky.social
"The Scream sequels aren't horror movies, they are Agatha Christie murder mysteries."
dslack.bsky.social
"Doctor Sleep isn't really a horror movie, it's a superhero movie."
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This skeleton looks like he is just having A DAY, am I right?
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"Yeeaah, the devil ride a dinosaur.
He paint the monster red so
the blood don't stain the floor."
- Rob Zombie

Seems to me you would want to paint the FLOOR red to diminish blood stains...
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It looks like the microphone is punching him.
dslack.bsky.social
They should call the new Zootopia movie 2topia.
Or 2ootopia.
Or ZooTwopia.
dslack.bsky.social
Remember that time the Winter Soldier shot Tony Stark in the face but the bullet bounced off his google glasses? And they apparently absorbed all the impact of a gunshot fired just inches away?
I'd get a pair if they could do that.
dslack.bsky.social
They still make these?
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A.I. Charlie Kirk hologram by the end of the year. Mark my words.
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You're a junk drawer is inspired.
Might work that into conversation myself.
dslack.bsky.social
Vincent Price ("Thriller" voice):
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dslack.bsky.social
Every story pitch for "V/H/S: Halloween"
You're in a haunted house ride, but get this- it's REAL!
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"Thank God for the rain, which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. Someday, a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets."

Guy going to the airport- "We need it."
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Vincent Price ("Thriller" voice):
Cold hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the color from our sight
Red is gray and yellow white
But we decide which is right
and which is an illusion
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
dslack.bsky.social
I just wish the episodes were longer than 30 minutes!
(I mean, I know he was busy with that whole Superman thing...)
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Greta is an anagram of "great"
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I find that atmospheric films play better in a theater than on TV. There have been a few horror movies I first saw on video and felt meh about. Years later I would see them at rep screenings in a theater and get completely immersed.
Not true for all movies, of course.
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Human trafficking spikes in every city hosting the Super Bowl.
I should think they'd be more concerned about that. You know, because it's one of their signature crusades.