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I didn’t know it was a sequel. Will wait eagerly for Elmer Fudd in Hamwet.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
John Noble Wilford, Times Reporter Who Covered the Moon Landing, Dies at 92 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/s...

Brilliant writer, lovely human, and the keenest ever fan of of W.C. Fields.
John Noble Wilford, Times Reporter Who Covered the Moon Landing, Dies at 92
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
No. 1 on the list: The Tibetan Book of the Dead.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My Generation: I hope I old before I get die.
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Neighborhood Alert or American Metaphor?
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Mary says, “When you assume…”
Happy August 15th!
August 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
RIP Ozzy Osborne. The Alamo is lit yellow tonight in his honor.
July 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Yikes! Billie Joe MacAllister Day is only 48 hours away and I haven’t even started shopping yet!
June 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bob Mortimer wins Last One Laughing
May 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@actualrobreiner.bsky.social
Mr. Reiner—Will you please consider directing The American Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Kate’s finally getting hers back for pushing Leo off that door.
May 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Habemus Papadam!
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wow—This Conclave! What a great opener for Eurovision!
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The thing that annoys me about the “move fast, break things” yahoos is that 95% of them just want to burn down the cornfield and hope there’s popcorn.
March 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people.

Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.

We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.
February 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not sure about the kid in our building. Lobbied hard to play the placenta in this year’s Nativity pageant. Got the role but didn’t quite inhabit the character.
December 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM