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Dtk371
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Don't make me angry. I'll will only point and laugh.
Vetting process.

Lee 30p
"Vet, that's animal doctoring."
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I had a similar experience with a strawberry in August 2004. Occasionally still think about it
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The most polite winter sports commentators. Are those that cover biathlon. Mainly because the competitors are fast and a crack shot.
No snark, unlike the weird slidey crown green bowling thing.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Do you think he gets bored of being I'D every time.
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Eat an upside down Mars bar.
February 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Flying in February
Jaded in June
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Could mine be Vice Anal Cyst.
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Least masculine image ever.
February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Whatever Kittels job is a the Rockets, he's coming up a little short.
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
That position is TIGHT.
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Found the joint commentary highly entertaining today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"America needs growing room."
KKK Levitt.
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Oh yes I remember now. It did.
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Sonia describe yourself in three words;

Sophisticated
Liverpool
Sophisticated.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The problem with right wing wankspangles is I've run out of words to use as insults against these clagnuts.
February 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My female friends said this is also like taking me shopping. Although I look a lot more like Lou out of Little Britain.
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The thing about perverted, traitorous shit bags. Is they are definitely known for their loyalty.
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Down to 7 staff, plus a security detail. How will he cope.
Time for bed andrew
"Just one more Dora the explorer."
February 5, 2026 at 9:23 AM
In other news bears almost certainly sht in the woods.
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Congratulations, major achievement unlocked. Only step up is the beast with POTUS in or the Pope mobile.
February 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
He's visited more antique shops than anyone in history.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
On a bus the other day a sign said "BREAK SEAL AND STRIKE RED KNOB!"
It created a mental image that kept me amused for hours.
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The only thing trickling down smells of wee.
February 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Friend took me to lidl for a few bits. £195!
No meat or booze. I did get a lathe and a partical accelerator.
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed today.
"How many is a Brazilian?"
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM