David Turbert
@dturbert.bsky.social
A stout little fellow with red cheeks and many interests. OK fine, just Tolkien.
What about if they shoot protesters in the face?
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
What about if they shoot protesters in the face?
Reposted by David Turbert
Taken from a book whose title I won’t mention here…for reasons
5/5
5/5
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Taken from a book whose title I won’t mention here…for reasons
5/5
5/5
We all be like:
harry potter is surrounded by letters flying around him
Alt: harry potter is surrounded by letters flying around him, like the public snowed under 1,000,000+ Epstein documents.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We all be like:
A sea monkey has my money.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A sea monkey has my money.
“Wine Tasting Room”
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Wine Tasting Room”
Call them the Cons. Accurate.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Call them the Cons. Accurate.
I had almost 30 years with my own Middle-earth in my head before I lost it, and I’m thankful for that.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I had almost 30 years with my own Middle-earth in my head before I lost it, and I’m thankful for that.