This feels like a public service, given how often I see these templates used incorrectly.

Best halftime since Prince. No question.

We'd have to get them to believe it first.

I love this for you.

I was able to cancel my hhonors account easily through the chat option in the app on my phone. The agent asked for my reason but otherwise didn't push back on me one bit.

Jesus Effing Christ, Elissa. What utter nonsense to be wasting your time on right now.

Elissa — these aren't LEOs. They're hired goons acting with impunity. They're attacking peaceful protesters, arresting people recording them from a distance, going door to door to rip families apart. This is three orders of magnitude below the amount of pissed off you should be right now.

Man, wait until you find out how they named the hippopotamus.

The Latin for giraffe is camelopardalis, meaning camel-leopard. So you're not as wrong as you think you are.

Solidarity from the "it goes directly in the charity bin the moment a thread comes loose and tickles my wrist" autistics.

Would.

Thanks, I hate it.