Lex
@dubious-pickles.bsky.social
Navigating life without a uterus at 35 (yeeterus 07.12.24)
Queer maker of things
Owned by her imperious ginger majesty Virginia Ermintrude
Far too menopausal for all this
Queer maker of things
Owned by her imperious ginger majesty Virginia Ermintrude
Far too menopausal for all this
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Every ad I see these days: MENOPAUSAL WOMEN! TRY THIS REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER GODDESS!
I'd rather just have something that's tried, tested, actually works, doesn't cost the earth, and cuddles my inner human being, but apparently that's too much to ask.
#menopause #HRT
I'd rather just have something that's tried, tested, actually works, doesn't cost the earth, and cuddles my inner human being, but apparently that's too much to ask.
#menopause #HRT
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Every ad I see these days: MENOPAUSAL WOMEN! TRY THIS REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER GODDESS!
I'd rather just have something that's tried, tested, actually works, doesn't cost the earth, and cuddles my inner human being, but apparently that's too much to ask.
#menopause #HRT
I'd rather just have something that's tried, tested, actually works, doesn't cost the earth, and cuddles my inner human being, but apparently that's too much to ask.
#menopause #HRT
I've been saying this for months! I've been an utter lightweight this year.
How menopause lowers your alcohol 🍷 tolerance and makes hangovers much worse
Here’s the science behind the change – and expert tips on how to manage it
#menopause #Science #Health
www.the-independent.com/life-style/h...
Here’s the science behind the change – and expert tips on how to manage it
#menopause #Science #Health
www.the-independent.com/life-style/h...
How menopause lowers your alcohol tolerance and makes hangovers much worse
Here’s the science behind the change – and expert tips on how to manage it
www.the-independent.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I've been saying this for months! I've been an utter lightweight this year.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
For once, I remembered to change my HRT patch on time, but then started feeling absolutely awful within a couple of hours.
Was this the universe punishing me for feeling smug?
No. I'd remembered to put a new patch on, but I'd forgotten to take the old one off. #menopause #hrt #oestrogen
Was this the universe punishing me for feeling smug?
No. I'd remembered to put a new patch on, but I'd forgotten to take the old one off. #menopause #hrt #oestrogen
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
For once, I remembered to change my HRT patch on time, but then started feeling absolutely awful within a couple of hours.
Was this the universe punishing me for feeling smug?
No. I'd remembered to put a new patch on, but I'd forgotten to take the old one off. #menopause #hrt #oestrogen
Was this the universe punishing me for feeling smug?
No. I'd remembered to put a new patch on, but I'd forgotten to take the old one off. #menopause #hrt #oestrogen
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Yesterday was festive day in my office, so I dressed as a snowflake to show willing.
It took me until about midday to realise that my white dress goes sheer under fluorescent lights.
Fuck.
It took me until about midday to realise that my white dress goes sheer under fluorescent lights.
Fuck.
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Yesterday was festive day in my office, so I dressed as a snowflake to show willing.
It took me until about midday to realise that my white dress goes sheer under fluorescent lights.
Fuck.
It took me until about midday to realise that my white dress goes sheer under fluorescent lights.
Fuck.
This is my first proper hangover post-yeeterus.
Absolutely brutal. 1/10. Never again.
#menopause #sendhelp
Absolutely brutal. 1/10. Never again.
#menopause #sendhelp
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This is my first proper hangover post-yeeterus.
Absolutely brutal. 1/10. Never again.
#menopause #sendhelp
Absolutely brutal. 1/10. Never again.
#menopause #sendhelp
Mother's perfect little angel, who attempted to disembowel the christmas tree five minutes after this was taken.
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Mother's perfect little angel, who attempted to disembowel the christmas tree five minutes after this was taken.
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
I can't remember who recommended magnesium lotion, but whoever you are, I hope you have the best week and all your cups of tea are exactly the right temperature; because I have managed three consecutive night's sleep and feel like an entirely new person. #menopause
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I can't remember who recommended magnesium lotion, but whoever you are, I hope you have the best week and all your cups of tea are exactly the right temperature; because I have managed three consecutive night's sleep and feel like an entirely new person. #menopause
The itchiness of my ears is directly proportional to the importance of the meeting I'm in.
#menopause
#menopause
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The itchiness of my ears is directly proportional to the importance of the meeting I'm in.
#menopause
#menopause
Reposted by Lex
Remembering Sylvia and Sophie Lancaster, both born 26 November. May they both rest in peace
@sophiecharity.bsky.social
@sophiecharity.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Remembering Sylvia and Sophie Lancaster, both born 26 November. May they both rest in peace
@sophiecharity.bsky.social
@sophiecharity.bsky.social
'You know you're menopausal when...'
You're on your commute and there's an announcement saying that the heating is broken in the train carriage you're in, and folks might want to move to keep warm.
But you've just taken your coat and jumper off and got comfy.
You're on your commute and there's an announcement saying that the heating is broken in the train carriage you're in, and folks might want to move to keep warm.
But you've just taken your coat and jumper off and got comfy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
'You know you're menopausal when...'
You're on your commute and there's an announcement saying that the heating is broken in the train carriage you're in, and folks might want to move to keep warm.
But you've just taken your coat and jumper off and got comfy.
You're on your commute and there's an announcement saying that the heating is broken in the train carriage you're in, and folks might want to move to keep warm.
But you've just taken your coat and jumper off and got comfy.
Monday's side eye game is strong
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Monday's side eye game is strong
How's everyone else's day going? I just took a huge gulp of tea, then immediately spat it back out again.
I'd forgotten to put a teabag in it.
#menopause
I'd forgotten to put a teabag in it.
#menopause
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
How's everyone else's day going? I just took a huge gulp of tea, then immediately spat it back out again.
I'd forgotten to put a teabag in it.
#menopause
I'd forgotten to put a teabag in it.
#menopause
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is why I need to spend more time on here and less on Meta. Sir, that is my cat.
#catsofbluesky #cats #orangecats
#catsofbluesky #cats #orangecats
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is why I need to spend more time on here and less on Meta. Sir, that is my cat.
#catsofbluesky #cats #orangecats
#catsofbluesky #cats #orangecats
August 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
10k down, now onto the 10miles
August 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
10k down, now onto the 10miles
August 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Of course I would end up being owned by a cat who is afraid of eggs.
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
July 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Of course I would end up being owned by a cat who is afraid of eggs.
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
#cats #catsofbluesky #orangecats
2 months hair growth. Some bald and thin patches, but I think they should cover up as it gets longer.
#mentalhealth #recovery
#mentalhealth #recovery
July 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
2 months hair growth. Some bald and thin patches, but I think they should cover up as it gets longer.
#mentalhealth #recovery
#mentalhealth #recovery
It's my birthday, so of course I'm full of cold. Nurse Genie is taking good care of me by periodically stamping on my chest, then getting offended when I cough.
#orangecats #catsofbluesky #cats
#orangecats #catsofbluesky #cats
July 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's my birthday, so of course I'm full of cold. Nurse Genie is taking good care of me by periodically stamping on my chest, then getting offended when I cough.
#orangecats #catsofbluesky #cats
#orangecats #catsofbluesky #cats
July 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
July 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM