Duchess Urvogel
duchess-urvogel.bsky.social
Duchess Urvogel
@duchess-urvogel.bsky.social
A 150m year old fossil with pretensions. Here for history, Kpop, and birds, in no particular order. I lurk to avoid predators, so no point in following me. She/her
🫂 I’m so sorry
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m so sorry. I love your stuff and your account makes me smile every day
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s total fucking bullshit, but they’re doing it due to pressure from right-wing “anti porn” groups. Companies don’t get any counter-pressure until they stop the payments, which is too late. The RW groups don’t have a problem if SFW or non porn sexual-related materials end up shut down too
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This happened to a store in my town that specializes in menstrual and vaginal health supplies. Stripe suddenly wouldn’t process any of their sales for vibrators, kegel weights, or anything that inserted or seemed too pleasurable.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That’s shitty. I’m so so sorry.
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m so so sorry.
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Come to Maryland! It’s the state sport!

msa.maryland.gov/msa/mdmanual...
Jousting & Lacrosse, Maryland State Sports
msa.maryland.gov
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Amazon and Tesla. I avoid Home Depot as much as i can, but it’s hard because there aren’t many alternatives near me.
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tae + Hall & Oates is utter perfection. I can’t believe I never saw it before. It’s so RIGHT.
July 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Congratulations!
June 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
You can make pesto with the garlic scapes, substituting them for basil. Rick Baylis has a great recipe for Swiss chard tacos. I’ve never found a recipe to make radishes taste good, though
June 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM