duchessdecaff (she/her)
@duchessdecaff.bsky.social
I'm just a girl, standing in front of the mirror holding onto my coffee for dear life and screaming into the void.
He's stopped even trying to pretend the words aren't coming out of his mouth
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
He's stopped even trying to pretend the words aren't coming out of his mouth
Don't be too impressed. Dr Ernest Menville has been using spray paint to make the dead look alive for decades
August 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Don't be too impressed. Dr Ernest Menville has been using spray paint to make the dead look alive for decades
"What do these people have to hide, and why?" He says. While ICE agents wear masks.
June 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"What do these people have to hide, and why?" He says. While ICE agents wear masks.
Pretty well sums it up.
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pretty well sums it up.
It's time to take Papaw's keys away, guys
April 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It's time to take Papaw's keys away, guys
Can we stop pretending the American healthcare system is not unbelievably broken? Go-fund-me for medical care should not exist. It's a disgrace
April 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Can we stop pretending the American healthcare system is not unbelievably broken? Go-fund-me for medical care should not exist. It's a disgrace
Our *actual* VPOTUS out here trying to fill a paragraph with every logical fallacy he can
April 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Our *actual* VPOTUS out here trying to fill a paragraph with every logical fallacy he can
I'm starting to think that email lady might have been onto something🤔
March 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm starting to think that email lady might have been onto something🤔
I keep seeing some people saying the people posting this are "socialists" -- and some of those people are nazis
March 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I keep seeing some people saying the people posting this are "socialists" -- and some of those people are nazis
“We’re going to open up the doors. I’m going to see if we have gold there. Did anybody steal the gold in Fort Knox?”
Hear me out...
Hear me out...
February 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“We’re going to open up the doors. I’m going to see if we have gold there. Did anybody steal the gold in Fort Knox?”
Hear me out...
Hear me out...
Senator Addison "Turtle" #McConnell can now crawl back into his shell for good. May a strong wind knock him onto his back so he can watch the scorched earth he leaves for the rest of us -- the despicable bastard.
February 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Senator Addison "Turtle" #McConnell can now crawl back into his shell for good. May a strong wind knock him onto his back so he can watch the scorched earth he leaves for the rest of us -- the despicable bastard.
I'm pretty sure that everything that is wrong is rooted in the cruelty being the point.
February 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm pretty sure that everything that is wrong is rooted in the cruelty being the point.
February 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
TFG really is just flipping through an atlas and randomly circling countries he wants with his sharpie, isn't he? #sharpiegate
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
TFG really is just flipping through an atlas and randomly circling countries he wants with his sharpie, isn't he? #sharpiegate
My friend, you're *far* closer to being homeless than being a billionaire
December 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
My friend, you're *far* closer to being homeless than being a billionaire
Miss Piggy was the only Emily Cratchitwho could have taken him *out* too
December 17, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Miss Piggy was the only Emily Cratchitwho could have taken him *out* too
Our society is broken.
December 17, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Our society is broken.