mods are asleep, post bird

imagine waking up one day to find yourself conscripted by The Onion because they just bought INFOWARS and need to re-staff the whole site with people who never, ever lie online

reusing an old post just ignore that red part

(over a speaker so loud it makes the windows rattle)
CAN I PET YOUR CAT. CMERE. PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

I am honored to finally be on the one true platform for gamers