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Snowflake of Death
@duckofdeath.bsky.social
My sarcasm is a coping mechanism.

I’m really nice once you get to know me.

I speak in movie quotes.

40+
6am serenity that only new fallen snow can bring. Flame of the fireplace is caught in the reflection in the glass. Coffee is involved.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Introduce yourself with four concerts you’ve seen

Madonna
George Michael
Grateful Dead
Pink Floyd
Introduce yourself with concerts you've seen.

Disney star Medley Show (childhood).
Christian Acapella (childhood).
Several local bar shows
Dodie
Florence and the Machine
A local bluegrass festival

I wish I could have seen more. But I've only ever not been very poor for like... 3 years of my life.
Introduce yourself with concerts you’ve seen

Michelle Branch
Black Eyed Peas
Beyoncé
Psychostick
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
She is LITERALLY up my butt!

I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Fin
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Problem —> solution
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s my birthday today and a drink in a pub in Shotteswell sounds like it’s just the way to commemorate it 🎉
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ever listen to a song that you’ve never heard before and it uncorks a wave of emotions that you’ve bottled up inside for years but didn’t realize that you did? No? Just me?
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I like how this changes the perspective of things
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Flowers and a stick of gourmet pepperoni.

Up until today, I’ve been doing this courting thing all wrong.
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…

For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is who runs this account
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Such a beautiful love song

Willie and Ray were such an underrated duet pairing.

youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9...
Willie Nelson - Seven Spanish Angels (Official Video)
YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO
youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I just felt the first twinge of fall weather and now I’m sad
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
August 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Advertise your account with a gif.
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM