Oh poor bingus gonna get punished for that one
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oh poor bingus gonna get punished for that one
This is so relatable it hurts. But. Ya gotta do baby steps bros. Been trying to get in the habit of taking 5 minutes before work to do 10 push ups and squats before heading out. Ducky's too poor to be chunky, babey
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
This is so relatable it hurts. But. Ya gotta do baby steps bros. Been trying to get in the habit of taking 5 minutes before work to do 10 push ups and squats before heading out. Ducky's too poor to be chunky, babey
Here's the thing they don't tell you, as a top you gotta enforce for bottoms' limits. Last time I got 100% free reign, I got dumped for causing delayed internal bleeding. Sometimes "yes, daddy oohh~" means you gonna have to make em wait for part 6
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Here's the thing they don't tell you, as a top you gotta enforce for bottoms' limits. Last time I got 100% free reign, I got dumped for causing delayed internal bleeding. Sometimes "yes, daddy oohh~" means you gonna have to make em wait for part 6
Lmao "but". Yes, the booty, the badonks, the bussy, you possess the answer you seek within your heart. You've got this buddy. Take all the time you need. 😂
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Lmao "but". Yes, the booty, the badonks, the bussy, you possess the answer you seek within your heart. You've got this buddy. Take all the time you need. 😂
Take em all. It's the piss tax
January 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Take em all. It's the piss tax
Styles be slapping harder than Bingus' cheeks on date night
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Styles be slapping harder than Bingus' cheeks on date night
Ya know, all things considered, i'm doing pretty good 6 months into my "break"
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ya know, all things considered, i'm doing pretty good 6 months into my "break"
That's tight bro. It's like looking at a parallel universe. They're both distinct at a glance but they got the fame feel, ya know?
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That's tight bro. It's like looking at a parallel universe. They're both distinct at a glance but they got the fame feel, ya know?
I was given similar advice once, and despite all odds we are still friends. Guess they were always similarly unhinged
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was given similar advice once, and despite all odds we are still friends. Guess they were always similarly unhinged
She may even be down to watch
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
She may even be down to watch
It's always fun when you go to pull the rip cord on what's inside them only for the chord to break off and while you're trying to trying to be responsible one and pry them open while holding a tiny flashlight between your teeth but they can't stop laughing and each cackle sucks it in deeper
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's always fun when you go to pull the rip cord on what's inside them only for the chord to break off and while you're trying to trying to be responsible one and pry them open while holding a tiny flashlight between your teeth but they can't stop laughing and each cackle sucks it in deeper
Daym, that's not Shahli... that motherfucker is Stallonzo and he's gonna get your ass
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Daym, that's not Shahli... that motherfucker is Stallonzo and he's gonna get your ass
Stahli* my fault kinda faded rn
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stahli* my fault kinda faded rn
In Shali's defense, Cena going out on a loss was pretty sad
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In Shali's defense, Cena going out on a loss was pretty sad
Serve it to him like a hibachi chef
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Serve it to him like a hibachi chef
I gotta commend Stalhi for not having the truck twink go the way of the magic wand
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I gotta commend Stalhi for not having the truck twink go the way of the magic wand
🎶I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot away from you~🎶
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
🎶I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot away from you~🎶
I think the style of A fits most with Shahli's personality because of the sharp edges and how it looks unkept. I do like how D resembles drooping ears, but it also looks really groomed so it feels too clean? C just looks like hair with no ears to me. B blends the aspects I like about A and D
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think the style of A fits most with Shahli's personality because of the sharp edges and how it looks unkept. I do like how D resembles drooping ears, but it also looks really groomed so it feels too clean? C just looks like hair with no ears to me. B blends the aspects I like about A and D
It gets worse when you remember Bingus family is canonically German
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It gets worse when you remember Bingus family is canonically German
Dawg making it monolog
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Dawg making it monolog
Expected to blow the flute just to smooch the snoot
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Expected to blow the flute just to smooch the snoot
Toss it back in the oven until the screaming stops and im sure it will be fine
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Toss it back in the oven until the screaming stops and im sure it will be fine
Mmm yes first thing I see when I wake up. Nothing beats a cup of coffee and a bussy post to start my day
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mmm yes first thing I see when I wake up. Nothing beats a cup of coffee and a bussy post to start my day
I fondly remember when the burning tire fumes made my skin blister.
I hate this place too
I hate this place too
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I fondly remember when the burning tire fumes made my skin blister.
I hate this place too
I hate this place too
And that's why stahli tells him to wipe his ass
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And that's why stahli tells him to wipe his ass