The statement will say that she said that Trump never engaged any illegal activity, and wonder two high-level Democratic names will come out as being involved and then she will be pardoned

TN resident: Hello, 911?
911: Yes, what is your emergency?
TN: My boyfriend, he’s unconscious. Please send an ambulance.
911: Do you live together?
TN: What??
911: Do you live together?
TN: Yes?
911: Do you have separate bedrooms?
TN: No
911: I’m sorry, your lifestyle offends me. Please call back.

Shock? No
Happy? Yes
She’s still stupid? Duh

He should join @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social and play himself - just give him a few drinks and 5 minutes, it will be hilarious!

Ah, a pearl of wisdom

Sadly, shortly after I posted this, he had another heart arrhythmia and we had to say goodbye. It was a sucker punch because we lost his sister in October to aggressive lymphoma.

The WH press secretary said it’s fake news…but she didn’t say “this is not true as it’s not even been discussed” - she said “no decision has been made”, which means it’s part of a discussion. How is sending 240,000 humans into a war zone even a discussion?

As an American (don’t be hating), I’m happy to hear this - bad ideas have consequences. Our president is a moron.

As an American, I appreciate our Canadian neighbors freely expressing their feelings and opinions.

I’m embarrassed for my country.

Hopefully, we can return to Canada being our drinking buddy to the north.

Sigh.

So much for freedom of speech.

I guess Trump only likes to play softball - he can’t handle tough questions

I wake up everyday with “cringe face”, afraid to find out what absurd things the Orange Twatwaffle has done in the few hours I sleep each night.

I’m going to see what things I buy are made in Canada and continue to buy them during this, hopefully brief, tariff BS.

Maybe he should read the USMCA before imposing additional tariffs

The Lakers are treating Bronny like he’s a Make-A-Wish kid

Trump thinks it’s the Golf of America

Xic Xok

The National Security argument is BS. Our modems and routers, through which all of our data flows, are primarily made in China.

Guaranteed Trump will force them to partner with Meta, which is why Zuckerberg is making nice.

Always a grift.