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Necron DeSantis
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skeeting will continue until morale improves
A lot of negativity there, but at least that last guy hoped for you to get some backyard improvements. If you do start building a deck please share pictures
January 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
San Diego area code, this could mean carne asada, you can't risk not responding
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
SOMETHING
TIME
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Why are you quoting Noah
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Best brewery, try their State Ale if you haven't already
March 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What kind of crafts?
December 28, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Petra was introduced to me as "Christian Pearl Jam" in maybe 1992 when I was 11

...and I just realized I've never really listened to Pearl Jam
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
GET EQUIPPED WITH:
a marketing campaign
November 5, 2024 at 7:27 PM
You never wear pants all day?
September 11, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Finally, a tech podcast with useful advice: what menswear I should be stealing
September 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Welcome and have a blessed El Assico
September 5, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The accountant has a note pad that just says "accelerated depreciation" underlined three times
September 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
pi-hole.net is the best computer project I've done in a decade, the best ad-blocker there is
August 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Fascism is very, very bad, but that tattoo is the true threat to democracy
July 21, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I'm going to start another account just to like this again
July 16, 2024 at 6:14 AM
...they have cake?
July 2, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I saw one with, no exaggeration, maybe 100 bullet hole stickers across the sides.

That was over a week ago, and every time I drive by that intersection I remember it and get upset. A miasma of dorkiness remains on these roads. I am haunted by this infernal nerdmobile
May 20, 2024 at 5:53 AM
One time I accidentally received Brio Magazine instead of Breakaway Magazine. Luckily my parents threw it away when they discovered it was a girl magazine, otherwise James Dobson would have surely turned me gay
January 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
That guy in The Matrix learned kung fu in like 1 minute, you should be able to in 28 whole days
December 4, 2023 at 12:37 AM
...am I being cancelled right now?
November 30, 2023 at 6:57 PM
I think most contrarians would disagree with this statement
November 30, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Oh that's the disease where you can't hit a receiver in stride past 15 yards? There's a reason Liz Taylor never made it in the NFL
October 20, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Taylor Swift? The lady from the Cumtown Extended Universe?
October 15, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Welcome Sandy. Please tell us about your favorite uncle
September 27, 2023 at 4:08 AM