Snapchat wants me to join the navy. I'm sorry to sound like a hack comedian, but that ship has sailed.

Great to hear Bobby Miller is feeling better. Any dude who takes one to the dome like that and walks away is one tough SOB in my book! #dodgers #gododgers

I'm glad the Dodgers saved their first spring win for the Padres. #gododgers

Just had a thought that maybe the Dodgers are starting these guys in a way to advertise them for a trade. With the exception of Yamamoto, of course.

Made it through the snow and ice just to end up at work. Lame

Dodgers got shown up with the bats and the mustaches. Respect to Franke Scalzo Jr. #gododgers #dodgers

RECAP: Things went poorly for the #Dodgers in their Cactus League opener.

I'm watching the first Dodger spring training game, and I'm not a fan of all the dirtbag mustaches my boys are rocking. I'll let it go for the spring, but you guys gotta clean it up before the season starts. #dodgers #gododgers

Hope my boy Bobby Miller is ok after that line drive. Dude took it like champ and just dusted it off. #dodgers #swag

Just had a thought. 99.9% of knives made are never gonna stab anyone.

I'm new to this platform. Where do I put my top 8?

What a beautiful day. It's time to wake up and #spreadthefuckery