Oi, Stagecoach! yer app said the 10:15 was cancelled so I told everyone waiting and went for another pint. It then went past, making look an utter twat. Disillusioned I went for another couple of pints. It’s now Tuesday I’m 100 miles from home, no shoes, soiled, probably getting divorced.
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oi, Stagecoach! yer app said the 10:15 was cancelled so I told everyone waiting and went for another pint. It then went past, making look an utter twat. Disillusioned I went for another couple of pints. It’s now Tuesday I’m 100 miles from home, no shoes, soiled, probably getting divorced.
If you see me manana, in me ONCE Caldas shirt covered in beans and beer, listening to Jim e Brown on me boombox, surrounded by empty bottles of Old Peculiar.
Don’t worry, I’ll get it together by Monday and your bins will be emptied.
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you see me manana, in me ONCE Caldas shirt covered in beans and beer, listening to Jim e Brown on me boombox, surrounded by empty bottles of Old Peculiar.
Don’t worry, I’ll get it together by Monday and your bins will be emptied.