Dr. Alex Enriquez
@duke-midnite.bsky.social
The greatest entertainer in a generation. Just ask your own mother.
I miss the days of cool and mission code names. My kingdom for another “Operation: Gordian Pleurisy”
June 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I miss the days of cool and mission code names. My kingdom for another “Operation: Gordian Pleurisy”
Why is it that so much of what people say is protecting one group is the destruction and erasure of another? It’s almost as if protection wasn’t the point. Want to protect one kid? Well we gotta erase another. And this will be the loudest they are about anything to do with children.
June 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why is it that so much of what people say is protecting one group is the destruction and erasure of another? It’s almost as if protection wasn’t the point. Want to protect one kid? Well we gotta erase another. And this will be the loudest they are about anything to do with children.
We just want you to be able to make your own choice. But wait! Before you do, did you hear all this disinformation? Pretty scary, huh? Oh, while you were choosing, we took away your choices too. Have fun in hell!
May 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We just want you to be able to make your own choice. But wait! Before you do, did you hear all this disinformation? Pretty scary, huh? Oh, while you were choosing, we took away your choices too. Have fun in hell!
You know, for my money, when it comes to rock and roll drummers, Lars Ulrich is a hell of a tennis player!
May 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You know, for my money, when it comes to rock and roll drummers, Lars Ulrich is a hell of a tennis player!
I like that the Secretary of Defense says warfighter all the time. That’s how you know he’s a tough guy. That and the fact he don’t care you saw his uneven sideburns.
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I like that the Secretary of Defense says warfighter all the time. That’s how you know he’s a tough guy. That and the fact he don’t care you saw his uneven sideburns.
One of these Congress dummies is gonna haul off and cane-whack a coworker in the aisles like it was back in “Deedely-Dee Music” times. We’re close. Will they cosplay with a top hat and spats to smash home the reference for people with a glancing-to-poor knowledge of history? Like me? #tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of these Congress dummies is gonna haul off and cane-whack a coworker in the aisles like it was back in “Deedely-Dee Music” times. We’re close. Will they cosplay with a top hat and spats to smash home the reference for people with a glancing-to-poor knowledge of history? Like me? #tariffs
I’ll tell you what, the big thing they got wrong about Red Hulk is that any dude his age, with that body, has nipples that point straight down. After nine days on a cruise, I’ve seen enough evidence to form a concrete opinion on that.
March 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’ll tell you what, the big thing they got wrong about Red Hulk is that any dude his age, with that body, has nipples that point straight down. After nine days on a cruise, I’ve seen enough evidence to form a concrete opinion on that.
Hey, fellow “guys”:
For the most part we are a default choice in the relationship world.
And, whoa, do we act like it.
For the most part we are a default choice in the relationship world.
And, whoa, do we act like it.
March 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hey, fellow “guys”:
For the most part we are a default choice in the relationship world.
And, whoa, do we act like it.
For the most part we are a default choice in the relationship world.
And, whoa, do we act like it.
I’ve never used it, therefore it is useless.
I cannot understand it, therefore it is wrong.
I had to do it, therefore you should have to do it.
It’s too complicated, therefore anyone who does understand it is suspect.
It’s different from what I know, therefore it’s threatening my way of life.
I cannot understand it, therefore it is wrong.
I had to do it, therefore you should have to do it.
It’s too complicated, therefore anyone who does understand it is suspect.
It’s different from what I know, therefore it’s threatening my way of life.
February 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’ve never used it, therefore it is useless.
I cannot understand it, therefore it is wrong.
I had to do it, therefore you should have to do it.
It’s too complicated, therefore anyone who does understand it is suspect.
It’s different from what I know, therefore it’s threatening my way of life.
I cannot understand it, therefore it is wrong.
I had to do it, therefore you should have to do it.
It’s too complicated, therefore anyone who does understand it is suspect.
It’s different from what I know, therefore it’s threatening my way of life.
Okay, just shut up and follow me. Okay. Shut up! Okay. Okay.
The Sonic Hedgehog
The Sonic Hedgehog
February 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Okay, just shut up and follow me. Okay. Shut up! Okay. Okay.
The Sonic Hedgehog
The Sonic Hedgehog
We need someone who runs this country like a business.
Wait, but isn’t everyone’s boss an asshole?
Wait, but isn’t everyone’s boss an asshole?
February 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We need someone who runs this country like a business.
Wait, but isn’t everyone’s boss an asshole?
Wait, but isn’t everyone’s boss an asshole?
The first time I played D&D my character kicked a guy so hard that he had diarrhea until he died. The guy told me I won D&D. Anyhow, too bad China’s taking this thing away tomorrow, huh?
January 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The first time I played D&D my character kicked a guy so hard that he had diarrhea until he died. The guy told me I won D&D. Anyhow, too bad China’s taking this thing away tomorrow, huh?
It’s okay to put on the NFL Wildcard game on Nickelodeon. You’ve earned it. Patrick Star just said “hold onto your McConkey” and their human broadcasting partner told Patrick not to fart underwater because everyone would see the bubbles. Hammer-down silly for the people.
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s okay to put on the NFL Wildcard game on Nickelodeon. You’ve earned it. Patrick Star just said “hold onto your McConkey” and their human broadcasting partner told Patrick not to fart underwater because everyone would see the bubbles. Hammer-down silly for the people.
Someone pulled up in front of my place and started blasting “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins. That’s a threat, right?
January 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Someone pulled up in front of my place and started blasting “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins. That’s a threat, right?
Man is the most dangerous protein.
January 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Man is the most dangerous protein.
It’s like I always say - “hard eyes full butts can’t lose.”
December 19, 2024 at 6:30 PM
It’s like I always say - “hard eyes full butts can’t lose.”
Just wanted to let everyone know that crypto isn’t gambling. If you think that it is gambling, it’s foolish enough that this guy down the bar from me will pound the bar and tell you it isn’t, until he hears you also say it isn’t. The proof? It’s made him a TON of money!
December 17, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Just wanted to let everyone know that crypto isn’t gambling. If you think that it is gambling, it’s foolish enough that this guy down the bar from me will pound the bar and tell you it isn’t, until he hears you also say it isn’t. The proof? It’s made him a TON of money!
You’ve gotta be the guy in the chase scene who is already stepping on it, and not letting “them” get away. Don’t give anyone the chance to mouth off and make you put it in another gear. Already be in that gear. That’s driving for the job you want.
December 13, 2024 at 6:05 AM
You’ve gotta be the guy in the chase scene who is already stepping on it, and not letting “them” get away. Don’t give anyone the chance to mouth off and make you put it in another gear. Already be in that gear. That’s driving for the job you want.
“But what if the pee pee goes up and my stomach feels funny? What then? What if it was from my boy cousin’s sweat smell and I’m a boy and that’s not right? Am I bad then, Counselor?”
- Clarence Thomas, just now, debating a law against gender affirming care
- Clarence Thomas, just now, debating a law against gender affirming care
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 PM
“But what if the pee pee goes up and my stomach feels funny? What then? What if it was from my boy cousin’s sweat smell and I’m a boy and that’s not right? Am I bad then, Counselor?”
- Clarence Thomas, just now, debating a law against gender affirming care
- Clarence Thomas, just now, debating a law against gender affirming care
Hell, I forgot my whole bit where I thought this was the app for making reservations at Yamashiro. That shit was gold.
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Hell, I forgot my whole bit where I thought this was the app for making reservations at Yamashiro. That shit was gold.
I do housework like jazz: it’s about the chores I’m NOT doing.
December 3, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I do housework like jazz: it’s about the chores I’m NOT doing.
Couldn’t nail down the exact reason my wife wanted me to stop watching so much Dragon Ball Z and she finally blurted “It’s the sound of so much male straining!” and honestly it’s a fair verdict.
November 28, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Couldn’t nail down the exact reason my wife wanted me to stop watching so much Dragon Ball Z and she finally blurted “It’s the sound of so much male straining!” and honestly it’s a fair verdict.
Dear diary,
Should I stop going to bars that show “The Chive” on the TV’s?
Sincerely,
Buck Chalmers (don’t ask)
Should I stop going to bars that show “The Chive” on the TV’s?
Sincerely,
Buck Chalmers (don’t ask)
January 19, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Dear diary,
Should I stop going to bars that show “The Chive” on the TV’s?
Sincerely,
Buck Chalmers (don’t ask)
Should I stop going to bars that show “The Chive” on the TV’s?
Sincerely,
Buck Chalmers (don’t ask)
Table for two, this Wednesday 11/22/23 at 8PM. Can we just get a whole mess of chopsticks on the table? Non-smoking, please. #YamashiroApp
November 20, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Table for two, this Wednesday 11/22/23 at 8PM. Can we just get a whole mess of chopsticks on the table? Non-smoking, please. #YamashiroApp
Onion-y On-Yum Blasterz and two Hamm Slapps from the App-Solute Appe-Squeezers Menu for the table please. November 14th, 8 PM for two please. #YamashiroApp #Snappe-Squeezers
November 9, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Onion-y On-Yum Blasterz and two Hamm Slapps from the App-Solute Appe-Squeezers Menu for the table please. November 14th, 8 PM for two please. #YamashiroApp #Snappe-Squeezers