I was going to indulge in a rant on American religious sectarianism, but I think I'll clean the bathroom, instead.
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was going to indulge in a rant on American religious sectarianism, but I think I'll clean the bathroom, instead.
God, grant me the wisdom to avoid going down the rabbit hole over something of mild curiosity.
August 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
God, grant me the wisdom to avoid going down the rabbit hole over something of mild curiosity.
He's demonstrated himself to be the type of scummy person you hope never to meet and you still voted for him. Keep it up and you won't be able to convince Captcha you're human.
June 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
He's demonstrated himself to be the type of scummy person you hope never to meet and you still voted for him. Keep it up and you won't be able to convince Captcha you're human.
OnlyFans but it's my feet in front of the TV.
June 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
OnlyFans but it's my feet in front of the TV.
If you ain't woke, you're a Dozer. Roll over, sleepyhead, we're coming through.
June 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you ain't woke, you're a Dozer. Roll over, sleepyhead, we're coming through.
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pretty sure banjo is just short for banjelina jolie
May 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
pretty sure banjo is just short for banjelina jolie
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Guy who got a "free" $400M plane from Qatar was up late tweeting about corruption.
May 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Guy who got a "free" $400M plane from Qatar was up late tweeting about corruption.
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excuse me, I have to go peel these jeans off my dump truck of an ass before my thighs catch fire like striking flint and steel
May 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
excuse me, I have to go peel these jeans off my dump truck of an ass before my thighs catch fire like striking flint and steel
We just lost power. Are the monsters due on Maple St. already?
May 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We just lost power. Are the monsters due on Maple St. already?
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Image of library book display labeled:
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
May 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Image of library book display labeled:
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”
Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World
~TAiLS of a Bookworm
That pup at the dog park who clumsily tries to socialize but keeps heading for the gate? Woof…
May 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That pup at the dog park who clumsily tries to socialize but keeps heading for the gate? Woof…
Avoiding BlueSky for the most part because Threads and Facebook were made for spitting venom.
May 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Avoiding BlueSky for the most part because Threads and Facebook were made for spitting venom.
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States.
That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
May 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States.
That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.
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You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
May 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
Heaven has:
No classical (or prog) music
No hillbilly hymns
No harps or lyres
No bowing prostate in abject adoration for eternity
No Luke Bryan, Jellyroll, or any of that pop country shit
All the guitars
Vampires, just cuz they cool
Or I'm not interested
No classical (or prog) music
No hillbilly hymns
No harps or lyres
No bowing prostate in abject adoration for eternity
No Luke Bryan, Jellyroll, or any of that pop country shit
All the guitars
Vampires, just cuz they cool
Or I'm not interested
April 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Heaven has:
No classical (or prog) music
No hillbilly hymns
No harps or lyres
No bowing prostate in abject adoration for eternity
No Luke Bryan, Jellyroll, or any of that pop country shit
All the guitars
Vampires, just cuz they cool
Or I'm not interested
No classical (or prog) music
No hillbilly hymns
No harps or lyres
No bowing prostate in abject adoration for eternity
No Luke Bryan, Jellyroll, or any of that pop country shit
All the guitars
Vampires, just cuz they cool
Or I'm not interested
Hemingway was right to kill himself before dementia took hold completely.
April 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hemingway was right to kill himself before dementia took hold completely.
Get the killer missionary sin slayer bullshit out of your little Christly heads
April 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Get the killer missionary sin slayer bullshit out of your little Christly heads
Atheism is not a religion. It isn't changing the channel to find a belief system you agree with. It's turning off the TV.
April 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Atheism is not a religion. It isn't changing the channel to find a belief system you agree with. It's turning off the TV.
I just heard the economy described as "the temperature of money," and I've never been so glad to hear voices.
April 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I just heard the economy described as "the temperature of money," and I've never been so glad to hear voices.
There once were only 4 types of guitar fx: wah-wah, phaser, overdrive & fuzz. (If u were a billionaire u could afford a tape echo or a digital tuner, but not both.) Today, there are 1004 types of pedals: wah-wah, phaser, overdrive, & 1001 "unique" fuzz pedals, "Totally worth the $400, bro."
April 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There once were only 4 types of guitar fx: wah-wah, phaser, overdrive & fuzz. (If u were a billionaire u could afford a tape echo or a digital tuner, but not both.) Today, there are 1004 types of pedals: wah-wah, phaser, overdrive, & 1001 "unique" fuzz pedals, "Totally worth the $400, bro."
The joy I receive from music is conjoined to frisson, and without it, let it be silence.
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The joy I receive from music is conjoined to frisson, and without it, let it be silence.
I may not have the language but, dammit, I will chew a metaphor to ragged, bloody scraps trying to communicate.
April 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I may not have the language but, dammit, I will chew a metaphor to ragged, bloody scraps trying to communicate.
"I'm your Huckleberry Hound." - The Island of Doctor Holliday
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"I'm your Huckleberry Hound." - The Island of Doctor Holliday
Sorry, I'm not here to provide any significant validation, but I will, "Yes, and..." the shit out of you.
March 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sorry, I'm not here to provide any significant validation, but I will, "Yes, and..." the shit out of you.