Duke of Bennington
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Tank, motorcycle, bazooka, explosions, beard, limousine
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So it was the "No Kings" marches versus the "No Crowds" parade
June 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So it was the "No Kings" marches versus the "No Crowds" parade
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
So obviously I ran out of good days I could remember. I did take a vacation from it all last week and that was quite a few good days but overall this was a difficult exercise. All exercise is difficult for me so I shouldn’t be surprised.
February 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So obviously I ran out of good days I could remember. I did take a vacation from it all last week and that was quite a few good days but overall this was a difficult exercise. All exercise is difficult for me so I shouldn’t be surprised.
Marrying my wife was one of my favorite days but I also really enjoy the first day we spent together. It wasn’t anything fancy. We were just together and I knew it was what I wanted for the rest of my life. It was a good day.
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Marrying my wife was one of my favorite days but I also really enjoy the first day we spent together. It wasn’t anything fancy. We were just together and I knew it was what I wanted for the rest of my life. It was a good day.
It’s time to share another good day. Christmas of 1984 was a typical one with presents and food at my grandparents. After the 3 hour drive home we were headed to bed when brother noticed we had a 2nd set of gifts under the tree at home. It was a huge surprise for a 6 year old.
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s time to share another good day. Christmas of 1984 was a typical one with presents and food at my grandparents. After the 3 hour drive home we were headed to bed when brother noticed we had a 2nd set of gifts under the tree at home. It was a huge surprise for a 6 year old.
Instead of counting down bad days I’m going to share good ones. When I was around 15 my dad took me fishing out on the ocean. I hooked a fish quickly and he shouted, “That’s my son!” to all the other guys fishing on the boat. It was a great day.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Instead of counting down bad days I’m going to share good ones. When I was around 15 my dad took me fishing out on the ocean. I hooked a fish quickly and he shouted, “That’s my son!” to all the other guys fishing on the boat. It was a great day.
I fully expect four years of turmoil and uncertainty. Like before I’ll look for comfort and strength among family, friends, and strangers.
a man sits at a table in a diner in front of a closed sign
ALT: a man sits at a table in a diner in front of a closed sign
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January 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I fully expect four years of turmoil and uncertainty. Like before I’ll look for comfort and strength among family, friends, and strangers.
25 more minutes is too long. I’m going to bed. Had I gone to bed a half hour ago I could have been in a deep enough sleep to not be bothered by my neighbor doing fireworks joylessly in his driveway.
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
25 more minutes is too long. I’m going to bed. Had I gone to bed a half hour ago I could have been in a deep enough sleep to not be bothered by my neighbor doing fireworks joylessly in his driveway.
Thanksgiving went off without a hitch unless you count having to have it over a week late due to everybody being sick. We even managed to get the tree decorated.
December 8, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Thanksgiving went off without a hitch unless you count having to have it over a week late due to everybody being sick. We even managed to get the tree decorated.
I let my curiosity get the best of me. I watched one video of a mole being lazered off and now the Instagram algorithm thinks I want to see nothing but laser thing removal.
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I let my curiosity get the best of me. I watched one video of a mole being lazered off and now the Instagram algorithm thinks I want to see nothing but laser thing removal.
Maybe I was too harsh about double neck guitars. Probably not but maybe.
December 3, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Maybe I was too harsh about double neck guitars. Probably not but maybe.
The biggest thing I’m looking forward to right now is a Weinerschnitzel being built in my area.
December 1, 2024 at 10:27 PM
The biggest thing I’m looking forward to right now is a Weinerschnitzel being built in my area.
Weather forced me inside this evening. I had my heater but the snow was all like, “Yeah, no.”
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Weather forced me inside this evening. I had my heater but the snow was all like, “Yeah, no.”
I’ve given this a lot of thought. A double necked guitar isn’t cool. I don’t care who’s playing it. Yeah, you can get your 12 string part in there and also play your solo without switching but nobody really notices the 12 string part. Just play your six string. Be cool.
November 30, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I’ve given this a lot of thought. A double necked guitar isn’t cool. I don’t care who’s playing it. Yeah, you can get your 12 string part in there and also play your solo without switching but nobody really notices the 12 string part. Just play your six string. Be cool.
I have no idea what’s going on and I kind of like it. Sooner or later I will return to the doom scroll but for the holiday season, Biden is still the president and there’s visible kindness in the world.
November 30, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I have no idea what’s going on and I kind of like it. Sooner or later I will return to the doom scroll but for the holiday season, Biden is still the president and there’s visible kindness in the world.
If they weren’t such monsters I’d think they were kind of a cute couple. JD clearly thinks so.
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If they weren’t such monsters I’d think they were kind of a cute couple. JD clearly thinks so.
I wonder if I could get away with describing every fuck up as “perfect.” If I break a coffee cup I could just tell people I made a perfect cup of coffee.
November 29, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I wonder if I could get away with describing every fuck up as “perfect.” If I break a coffee cup I could just tell people I made a perfect cup of coffee.
It feels weird not having family members to argue with. Thanksgiving in the ol’ echo chamber I guess. Maybe I’ll try to work “strawman” into conversation during dinner tonight.
November 28, 2024 at 9:53 PM
It feels weird not having family members to argue with. Thanksgiving in the ol’ echo chamber I guess. Maybe I’ll try to work “strawman” into conversation during dinner tonight.
I always feel like a piece of shit going to Starbucks on a holiday. I know they’re going to be there whether I go or not but I feel like if none of us went they wouldn’t open and people could stay home. My coffee is good and I tipped well but I still feel like a douche.
November 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I always feel like a piece of shit going to Starbucks on a holiday. I know they’re going to be there whether I go or not but I feel like if none of us went they wouldn’t open and people could stay home. My coffee is good and I tipped well but I still feel like a douche.
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I love my echo chamber or as it’s more commonly known, a place where there are people I agree with.
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I love my echo chamber or as it’s more commonly known, a place where there are people I agree with.
So let me get this straight. They’re upset that their shenanigans turned Twitter into cesspool and now they want to come here and they’re mad that they can’t be shitty?
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
So let me get this straight. They’re upset that their shenanigans turned Twitter into cesspool and now they want to come here and they’re mad that they can’t be shitty?