Not even a "That's one less to clean"? Tut.

I'm assuming double entendre also not invent yet or he'd have been in trouble for that "playing the song of love on his bone flute" bit

I wouldn't wipe my arse with them.

I'd keep an eye on things.

I was delighted to be 45!

I think you're being a little harsh on teenagers here!

Except for Giles and Mary from Gogglebox of course.

I suspect you're correct and that is a loss. I'm old enough to remember when the BBC was the first news outlet you turned to. It's not been that for more than a decade for me.

#humblebrag

A few square miles of territory, to keep the wolf from the door of the old man in charge.

You don't surprise me one bit. I suspect it started with hair donor cards for Milei and went from there.

I own my kidneys yet the state prevents me selling one or more of them. How dare they. Oh yes, to prevent the same sort of exploitation that property standards prevent landlords doing by letting mouldy unsafe properties to the poorest.