Duncan Corns
@duncancorns.bsky.social
Spring is just around the corner. Eccles, Salford, Manchester and that neck of the woods. #totp
Nor even a chuckle from the audience. Innocent times!
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nor even a chuckle from the audience. Innocent times!
Just been watching 500 Bradford women dancing on the moors to Wuthering Heights. Not sure they were to Donald's 'taste', though.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just been watching 500 Bradford women dancing on the moors to Wuthering Heights. Not sure they were to Donald's 'taste', though.
Can I DM you guys somehow, please?
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Can I DM you guys somehow, please?
There was a fella down in Islington, London, a few years back. Liked his allotment, the footie, redistribution of wealth, etc...
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There was a fella down in Islington, London, a few years back. Liked his allotment, the footie, redistribution of wealth, etc...
Broken Eyes has got to be in there!
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Broken Eyes has got to be in there!
Oh I see. Went for Durban instead
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Oh I see. Went for Durban instead
Lot more complicated than Prince Charming!
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lot more complicated than Prince Charming!
Used to be a fortnight gap between my birthday and Christmas frenzy starting. End of Nov.
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Used to be a fortnight gap between my birthday and Christmas frenzy starting. End of Nov.
You're my Venus...
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You're my Venus...
Wes Streeting made the debut last night on the tea time news.
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wes Streeting made the debut last night on the tea time news.
Take out all the blue ones...
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Take out all the blue ones...
Hopefully for future generations, the only FOUR times now ever.
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hopefully for future generations, the only FOUR times now ever.
I'm cancelling my licence fee from 1998...
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm cancelling my licence fee from 1998...
Probably just me but I'm seeing Thatcher there.
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Probably just me but I'm seeing Thatcher there.
Really properly is
October 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Really properly is
Only a 4 on Uber then!
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Only a 4 on Uber then!
Not the fecking national anthem?!
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Not the fecking national anthem?!