Duncan Dwyer
@duncandwyer.bsky.social
Harm Reduction Public Health Educator. Universal bodily autonomy advocate. Follower of science. Intolerably disruptive believer in kindness, also in mischief. Pursuing beauty to its lair.
REMINDER: There is no moral imperative to tolerate the intolerant.
REMINDER: There is no moral imperative to tolerate the intolerant.
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Saying “Aliens do not cause diabetes” is not an evidence based claim. Studies have not ruled out the possibility that aliens cause diabetes.
Also, one in two surveyed abductees *believe* aliens played a role in their diabetes, and that’s what we call SCIENCE! [mic drop]
Also, one in two surveyed abductees *believe* aliens played a role in their diabetes, and that’s what we call SCIENCE! [mic drop]
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Saying “Aliens do not cause diabetes” is not an evidence based claim. Studies have not ruled out the possibility that aliens cause diabetes.
Also, one in two surveyed abductees *believe* aliens played a role in their diabetes, and that’s what we call SCIENCE! [mic drop]
Also, one in two surveyed abductees *believe* aliens played a role in their diabetes, and that’s what we call SCIENCE! [mic drop]
Maybe Donna from Accounting will *finally* listen when we tell her to use Dropbox for large email attachments. 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Maybe Donna from Accounting will *finally* listen when we tell her to use Dropbox for large email attachments. 🙄
Foggy, early winter morning.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Foggy, early winter morning.
It feels ridiculous to even point out that it’s not about the drugs. It has never been about the drugs. Trump wants Venezuela’s oil.
Yes, the U.S. pumps plenty of oil. But if Venezuela isn’t a competitor, we can sell it for so much more.
Yes, the U.S. pumps plenty of oil. But if Venezuela isn’t a competitor, we can sell it for so much more.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It feels ridiculous to even point out that it’s not about the drugs. It has never been about the drugs. Trump wants Venezuela’s oil.
Yes, the U.S. pumps plenty of oil. But if Venezuela isn’t a competitor, we can sell it for so much more.
Yes, the U.S. pumps plenty of oil. But if Venezuela isn’t a competitor, we can sell it for so much more.
The point of this is not just retribution against people who were mean to him. Trump claims the ‘20 race was illegitimate so he can take federal control of counting the votes. This is part of their plan to steal the ‘28 election, and every “election” that follows.
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The point of this is not just retribution against people who were mean to him. Trump claims the ‘20 race was illegitimate so he can take federal control of counting the votes. This is part of their plan to steal the ‘28 election, and every “election” that follows.
DSCC POLLSTER: “What kind of tone would you like to see Democratic leaders take in response to ICE raids?”
ME:
ME:
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
DSCC POLLSTER: “What kind of tone would you like to see Democratic leaders take in response to ICE raids?”
ME:
ME:
If you’re thinking “he said the quiet part out loud,” you should understand that THERE IS NO QUIET PART ANYMORE.
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If you’re thinking “he said the quiet part out loud,” you should understand that THERE IS NO QUIET PART ANYMORE.
Nearly 10,000 laugh reactions.
I don’t know, man. It’s hard to imagine humanity ever facing a more dangerous threat than our own willful, wanton, joyful ignorance.
I don’t know, man. It’s hard to imagine humanity ever facing a more dangerous threat than our own willful, wanton, joyful ignorance.
October 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nearly 10,000 laugh reactions.
I don’t know, man. It’s hard to imagine humanity ever facing a more dangerous threat than our own willful, wanton, joyful ignorance.
I don’t know, man. It’s hard to imagine humanity ever facing a more dangerous threat than our own willful, wanton, joyful ignorance.
Stephen Miller didn’t lose audio AND he didn’t freeze. He had someone absolutely screaming in his earbud after he said the words “plenary authority.” Someone was pulling his greasy piano wire strings.
October 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Stephen Miller didn’t lose audio AND he didn’t freeze. He had someone absolutely screaming in his earbud after he said the words “plenary authority.” Someone was pulling his greasy piano wire strings.
I see the media just gleefully gobbled up the hooked worm the GOP dangled in front of them.
No, we aren’t fighting over “enhanced Obamacare subsidies.” The term you’re looking for is “ACA premium tax credits.” Do you see the difference here? So how did this happen?
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No, we aren’t fighting over “enhanced Obamacare subsidies.” The term you’re looking for is “ACA premium tax credits.” Do you see the difference here? So how did this happen?
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October 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I see the media just gleefully gobbled up the hooked worm the GOP dangled in front of them.
No, we aren’t fighting over “enhanced Obamacare subsidies.” The term you’re looking for is “ACA premium tax credits.” Do you see the difference here? So how did this happen?
🧵
No, we aren’t fighting over “enhanced Obamacare subsidies.” The term you’re looking for is “ACA premium tax credits.” Do you see the difference here? So how did this happen?
🧵
Hegseth laid out the military’s new strategy, which definitely isn’t new because we all know that Oceania has always been at war with Woke-anda.
September 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hegseth laid out the military’s new strategy, which definitely isn’t new because we all know that Oceania has always been at war with Woke-anda.
I want to include some critical nuance here from a friend on another social media platform. “Treatment” alone is not the only option, nor is it the most effective or humanistic approach. It is absolutely imperative that we look at how we do—and more often do not—accommodate folks with autism.
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I want to include some critical nuance here from a friend on another social media platform. “Treatment” alone is not the only option, nor is it the most effective or humanistic approach. It is absolutely imperative that we look at how we do—and more often do not—accommodate folks with autism.
Yeah, how dare YOU (a citizen trying to protect your fellow human beings from the spread of disease) wear a mask! Those are reserved for the unidentifiable armed goons who assault peaceful protestors!
September 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yeah, how dare YOU (a citizen trying to protect your fellow human beings from the spread of disease) wear a mask! Those are reserved for the unidentifiable armed goons who assault peaceful protestors!
This part is an editorial mistake, but how funny would it be if it were true?
September 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This part is an editorial mistake, but how funny would it be if it were true?
Do you have any idea how much of an open, festering, weepy, fetid scrotum sore of a shitty leader you need to be to get David Fucking Letterman to speak out on politics?!
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do you have any idea how much of an open, festering, weepy, fetid scrotum sore of a shitty leader you need to be to get David Fucking Letterman to speak out on politics?!
If Robert Redford had never existed in the world, I would be convinced that no man could wear a mustache without looking like either a hipster or a creeper.
And that was only ONE of the man’s lifetime accomplishments!
And that was only ONE of the man’s lifetime accomplishments!
September 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If Robert Redford had never existed in the world, I would be convinced that no man could wear a mustache without looking like either a hipster or a creeper.
And that was only ONE of the man’s lifetime accomplishments!
And that was only ONE of the man’s lifetime accomplishments!
David Brooks saying “this is our George Floyd” is the most David Brooks thing David Brooks has ever said.
September 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
David Brooks saying “this is our George Floyd” is the most David Brooks thing David Brooks has ever said.
Every time Mike Johnson speaks it looks like a DeepFake. There’s something about his demeanor that gives serious AI bot vibes.
September 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Every time Mike Johnson speaks it looks like a DeepFake. There’s something about his demeanor that gives serious AI bot vibes.
Ummm, yes. Correct. That was literally, specifically what they said the meeting was about. They got together to plan how to live in a world where your unstable ass weilds unpredictable power. You aren’t (just) paranoid, Donnie… the other bullies on the playground don’t like you.
September 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ummm, yes. Correct. That was literally, specifically what they said the meeting was about. They got together to plan how to live in a world where your unstable ass weilds unpredictable power. You aren’t (just) paranoid, Donnie… the other bullies on the playground don’t like you.
So who are we going to invade in order to deflect attention from Trump’s health? Troops to Mexico?
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So who are we going to invade in order to deflect attention from Trump’s health? Troops to Mexico?
They could call it “Everything’s Computer!”
August 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
They could call it “Everything’s Computer!”
How can this article possibly be more than one word long?
August 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
How can this article possibly be more than one word long?