Calling all fans with a hosepipe, bucket or full bladder, get on down to Pittodrie now!

Getting excited for the pitch inspection at 4pm. Better hide all the hoses before that happens.

Favourite donut from when I was wee back in Thurso, glorious. Not had one since 😭

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

There is no evidence whatsoever that he can improve things. Wonder what our DoF makes of this type of football. No shots on target, no discernable style, no energy it seems. Absolute shambles.

Fair drains the joy out of celebrating. You get like a 30 second high after the goal, then 3 minutes of worry and then relief. Shite.
When things are ao borderline that it takes that long (or likely they just have shite angles in this case), just labour the attacking team. The game is about goals.

That one is very stylish, love that design. I'll be ordering one of those.

Ordered mine. Suspect I won't even try explaining it to the Dutch 😅

I think I need this 😍

I particularly enjoyed your image's ALT text.

Oh christ, that's exhausting

That is the point of the thread and why it is funny 😁

Looking again, it's more like something out of their training range.