REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN
@dunder-jetson.vrunt.social
what if george jetson worked at dunder-mifflin?
its not that difficult to imagine...
its not that difficult to imagine...
JAMES: where is jim halpern
PAM: in the break room
JAMES: thank you pam
PAM: are you going to hurt him?
JAMES: not physically
PAM: ok
MICHAEL: who was that man you were talking to?
PAM: james spader the actor
MICHAEL: he's going to fry jim's mind with logic
PAM: most likely yep
MICHAEL: yes we agree
PAM: in the break room
JAMES: thank you pam
PAM: are you going to hurt him?
JAMES: not physically
PAM: ok
MICHAEL: who was that man you were talking to?
PAM: james spader the actor
MICHAEL: he's going to fry jim's mind with logic
PAM: most likely yep
MICHAEL: yes we agree
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
JAMES: where is jim halpern
PAM: in the break room
JAMES: thank you pam
PAM: are you going to hurt him?
JAMES: not physically
PAM: ok
MICHAEL: who was that man you were talking to?
PAM: james spader the actor
MICHAEL: he's going to fry jim's mind with logic
PAM: most likely yep
MICHAEL: yes we agree
PAM: in the break room
JAMES: thank you pam
PAM: are you going to hurt him?
JAMES: not physically
PAM: ok
MICHAEL: who was that man you were talking to?
PAM: james spader the actor
MICHAEL: he's going to fry jim's mind with logic
PAM: most likely yep
MICHAEL: yes we agree
JIM: i just wove some chaos magic on dwight
TOBY: knock it off jim
JIM: its too late. the consequences will be amusing, to say the least. don't say i didn't warn you
DWIGHT: what's going on?
TOBY: jim is doing chaos magic
DWIGHT: he's unwell
TOBY: yep
JIM: you'll see soon enough
TOBY: grow up jim
TOBY: knock it off jim
JIM: its too late. the consequences will be amusing, to say the least. don't say i didn't warn you
DWIGHT: what's going on?
TOBY: jim is doing chaos magic
DWIGHT: he's unwell
TOBY: yep
JIM: you'll see soon enough
TOBY: grow up jim
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
JIM: i just wove some chaos magic on dwight
TOBY: knock it off jim
JIM: its too late. the consequences will be amusing, to say the least. don't say i didn't warn you
DWIGHT: what's going on?
TOBY: jim is doing chaos magic
DWIGHT: he's unwell
TOBY: yep
JIM: you'll see soon enough
TOBY: grow up jim
TOBY: knock it off jim
JIM: its too late. the consequences will be amusing, to say the least. don't say i didn't warn you
DWIGHT: what's going on?
TOBY: jim is doing chaos magic
DWIGHT: he's unwell
TOBY: yep
JIM: you'll see soon enough
TOBY: grow up jim
CHOTINER: you work with him?
JIM: right, george jetson is my coworker
CHOTINER: he's from the future
JIM: as i understand it, yes
CHOTINER: he must have some insights into events that haven't happened yet
JIM: i guess so
CHOTINER: like when you cornered pam and forced a kiss on her
JIM: excuse me?
JIM: right, george jetson is my coworker
CHOTINER: he's from the future
JIM: as i understand it, yes
CHOTINER: he must have some insights into events that haven't happened yet
JIM: i guess so
CHOTINER: like when you cornered pam and forced a kiss on her
JIM: excuse me?
September 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
CHOTINER: you work with him?
JIM: right, george jetson is my coworker
CHOTINER: he's from the future
JIM: as i understand it, yes
CHOTINER: he must have some insights into events that haven't happened yet
JIM: i guess so
CHOTINER: like when you cornered pam and forced a kiss on her
JIM: excuse me?
JIM: right, george jetson is my coworker
CHOTINER: he's from the future
JIM: as i understand it, yes
CHOTINER: he must have some insights into events that haven't happened yet
JIM: i guess so
CHOTINER: like when you cornered pam and forced a kiss on her
JIM: excuse me?
OSCAR: show me my future
GAZOO: in 20 years you work at paper company
OSCAR: dunder miff??
GAZOO: no a different one in toledo
OSCAR: the cast is the same?
GAZOO: not at all
OSCAR: george jetson my coworker?
GAZOO: not anymore
OSCAR: i hate the future
STANLEY: since when can you see gazoo?
GAZOO: in 20 years you work at paper company
OSCAR: dunder miff??
GAZOO: no a different one in toledo
OSCAR: the cast is the same?
GAZOO: not at all
OSCAR: george jetson my coworker?
GAZOO: not anymore
OSCAR: i hate the future
STANLEY: since when can you see gazoo?
September 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
OSCAR: show me my future
GAZOO: in 20 years you work at paper company
OSCAR: dunder miff??
GAZOO: no a different one in toledo
OSCAR: the cast is the same?
GAZOO: not at all
OSCAR: george jetson my coworker?
GAZOO: not anymore
OSCAR: i hate the future
STANLEY: since when can you see gazoo?
GAZOO: in 20 years you work at paper company
OSCAR: dunder miff??
GAZOO: no a different one in toledo
OSCAR: the cast is the same?
GAZOO: not at all
OSCAR: george jetson my coworker?
GAZOO: not anymore
OSCAR: i hate the future
STANLEY: since when can you see gazoo?
Who is Allan Mifflin?
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August 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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RYAN: marcy get me a designer
MARCY: aye aye
RYAN: not pam
MARCY: understood sir
RYAN: i want a look that will appeal to young voters. a mustache, a goatee, bling, a turban
MARCY: got it
MARCY: hows this?
RYAN: i look like zoltar the fortune automaton
MARCY: sorry
RYAN: its perfect. print 'em
MARCY: aye aye
RYAN: not pam
MARCY: understood sir
RYAN: i want a look that will appeal to young voters. a mustache, a goatee, bling, a turban
MARCY: got it
MARCY: hows this?
RYAN: i look like zoltar the fortune automaton
MARCY: sorry
RYAN: its perfect. print 'em
August 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
RYAN: marcy get me a designer
MARCY: aye aye
RYAN: not pam
MARCY: understood sir
RYAN: i want a look that will appeal to young voters. a mustache, a goatee, bling, a turban
MARCY: got it
MARCY: hows this?
RYAN: i look like zoltar the fortune automaton
MARCY: sorry
RYAN: its perfect. print 'em
MARCY: aye aye
RYAN: not pam
MARCY: understood sir
RYAN: i want a look that will appeal to young voters. a mustache, a goatee, bling, a turban
MARCY: got it
MARCY: hows this?
RYAN: i look like zoltar the fortune automaton
MARCY: sorry
RYAN: its perfect. print 'em
MICHAEL: the rules are simple. whoever loses this battle must forfeit the run run mayor scranton.
TOBY: 벼랑 끝 승부
MICHAEL: pardon?
TOBY: i learned Go in seoul
MICHAEL: doesn't matter. begin
TOBY: ...
MICHAEL: ...
TOBY: pass
MICHAEL: pass
TOBY: really? ok, good game
MICHAEL: wait no
TOBY: 벼랑 끝 승부
MICHAEL: pardon?
TOBY: i learned Go in seoul
MICHAEL: doesn't matter. begin
TOBY: ...
MICHAEL: ...
TOBY: pass
MICHAEL: pass
TOBY: really? ok, good game
MICHAEL: wait no
August 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
MICHAEL: the rules are simple. whoever loses this battle must forfeit the run run mayor scranton.
TOBY: 벼랑 끝 승부
MICHAEL: pardon?
TOBY: i learned Go in seoul
MICHAEL: doesn't matter. begin
TOBY: ...
MICHAEL: ...
TOBY: pass
MICHAEL: pass
TOBY: really? ok, good game
MICHAEL: wait no
TOBY: 벼랑 끝 승부
MICHAEL: pardon?
TOBY: i learned Go in seoul
MICHAEL: doesn't matter. begin
TOBY: ...
MICHAEL: ...
TOBY: pass
MICHAEL: pass
TOBY: really? ok, good game
MICHAEL: wait no
PAM: michael is dueling toby
PHYLLIS: a fight?
PAM: a fight of the minds
JIM: like a debate?
PAM: even smarter. the ancient art of Go
PHYLLIS: nice
JIM: board games. cool
PAM: do you ever play agricola?
JIM: no
ANDY: i have caverna the cave farmers
PAM: cute
JIM: is it hard?
ANDY: yes
PAM: yes
PHYLLIS: a fight?
PAM: a fight of the minds
JIM: like a debate?
PAM: even smarter. the ancient art of Go
PHYLLIS: nice
JIM: board games. cool
PAM: do you ever play agricola?
JIM: no
ANDY: i have caverna the cave farmers
PAM: cute
JIM: is it hard?
ANDY: yes
PAM: yes
August 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
PAM: michael is dueling toby
PHYLLIS: a fight?
PAM: a fight of the minds
JIM: like a debate?
PAM: even smarter. the ancient art of Go
PHYLLIS: nice
JIM: board games. cool
PAM: do you ever play agricola?
JIM: no
ANDY: i have caverna the cave farmers
PAM: cute
JIM: is it hard?
ANDY: yes
PAM: yes
PHYLLIS: a fight?
PAM: a fight of the minds
JIM: like a debate?
PAM: even smarter. the ancient art of Go
PHYLLIS: nice
JIM: board games. cool
PAM: do you ever play agricola?
JIM: no
ANDY: i have caverna the cave farmers
PAM: cute
JIM: is it hard?
ANDY: yes
PAM: yes
MICHAEL: we have to vote ryan
DWIGHT: or toby or the incumbent
MICHAEL: toby's policies are vile
KEVIN: some of them are cool
MICHAEL: no. not true. none of them are cool
OSCAR: maybe someone else should run run
MICHAEL: no one else run run mayor
KEVIN: what about george?
DWIGHT: jetson my coworker?
DWIGHT: or toby or the incumbent
MICHAEL: toby's policies are vile
KEVIN: some of them are cool
MICHAEL: no. not true. none of them are cool
OSCAR: maybe someone else should run run
MICHAEL: no one else run run mayor
KEVIN: what about george?
DWIGHT: jetson my coworker?
August 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
MICHAEL: we have to vote ryan
DWIGHT: or toby or the incumbent
MICHAEL: toby's policies are vile
KEVIN: some of them are cool
MICHAEL: no. not true. none of them are cool
OSCAR: maybe someone else should run run
MICHAEL: no one else run run mayor
KEVIN: what about george?
DWIGHT: jetson my coworker?
DWIGHT: or toby or the incumbent
MICHAEL: toby's policies are vile
KEVIN: some of them are cool
MICHAEL: no. not true. none of them are cool
OSCAR: maybe someone else should run run
MICHAEL: no one else run run mayor
KEVIN: what about george?
DWIGHT: jetson my coworker?
RYAN: new plan i
KELLY: what plan is?
RYAN: me run run mayor scranton
MARCY: mayee scranty
KELLY: who is this?
RYAN: my campaign manager marcy
TOBY: hello marcy
MARCY: i'm only interest ryan
KELLY: lets revenge them toby
TOBY: toby run run mayor?
KELLY: good idea
RYAN: don't
MARCY: stop it
TOBY: no
KELLY: what plan is?
RYAN: me run run mayor scranton
MARCY: mayee scranty
KELLY: who is this?
RYAN: my campaign manager marcy
TOBY: hello marcy
MARCY: i'm only interest ryan
KELLY: lets revenge them toby
TOBY: toby run run mayor?
KELLY: good idea
RYAN: don't
MARCY: stop it
TOBY: no
August 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
RYAN: new plan i
KELLY: what plan is?
RYAN: me run run mayor scranton
MARCY: mayee scranty
KELLY: who is this?
RYAN: my campaign manager marcy
TOBY: hello marcy
MARCY: i'm only interest ryan
KELLY: lets revenge them toby
TOBY: toby run run mayor?
KELLY: good idea
RYAN: don't
MARCY: stop it
TOBY: no
KELLY: what plan is?
RYAN: me run run mayor scranton
MARCY: mayee scranty
KELLY: who is this?
RYAN: my campaign manager marcy
TOBY: hello marcy
MARCY: i'm only interest ryan
KELLY: lets revenge them toby
TOBY: toby run run mayor?
KELLY: good idea
RYAN: don't
MARCY: stop it
TOBY: no
STANLEY: there are false threats in the office
ANDY: do tell
STANLEY: its self explanatory
ANDY: right, yeah it is
MICHAEL: i will destroy toby
LEO: michael no
MICHAEL: in the ancient art of Go
ANDY: you play Go?
MICHAEL: the computer version
ANDY: i have a board
MICHAEL: summon toby now
ANDY: do tell
STANLEY: its self explanatory
ANDY: right, yeah it is
MICHAEL: i will destroy toby
LEO: michael no
MICHAEL: in the ancient art of Go
ANDY: you play Go?
MICHAEL: the computer version
ANDY: i have a board
MICHAEL: summon toby now
August 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
STANLEY: there are false threats in the office
ANDY: do tell
STANLEY: its self explanatory
ANDY: right, yeah it is
MICHAEL: i will destroy toby
LEO: michael no
MICHAEL: in the ancient art of Go
ANDY: you play Go?
MICHAEL: the computer version
ANDY: i have a board
MICHAEL: summon toby now
ANDY: do tell
STANLEY: its self explanatory
ANDY: right, yeah it is
MICHAEL: i will destroy toby
LEO: michael no
MICHAEL: in the ancient art of Go
ANDY: you play Go?
MICHAEL: the computer version
ANDY: i have a board
MICHAEL: summon toby now
PAM: where is george
JIM: why
PAM: i want to send him something
JIM: send it to me i'll forward it
PAM: no
KEVIN: is jim bothering you?
PAM: yes he's trying to ogle my boudoir photograhs which are for jetson eyes only
KEVIN: nice
JIM: just a peek, dear
PAM: don't be disgusting
JIM: why not?
PAM: ew
JIM: why
PAM: i want to send him something
JIM: send it to me i'll forward it
PAM: no
KEVIN: is jim bothering you?
PAM: yes he's trying to ogle my boudoir photograhs which are for jetson eyes only
KEVIN: nice
JIM: just a peek, dear
PAM: don't be disgusting
JIM: why not?
PAM: ew
August 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
PAM: where is george
JIM: why
PAM: i want to send him something
JIM: send it to me i'll forward it
PAM: no
KEVIN: is jim bothering you?
PAM: yes he's trying to ogle my boudoir photograhs which are for jetson eyes only
KEVIN: nice
JIM: just a peek, dear
PAM: don't be disgusting
JIM: why not?
PAM: ew
JIM: why
PAM: i want to send him something
JIM: send it to me i'll forward it
PAM: no
KEVIN: is jim bothering you?
PAM: yes he's trying to ogle my boudoir photograhs which are for jetson eyes only
KEVIN: nice
JIM: just a peek, dear
PAM: don't be disgusting
JIM: why not?
PAM: ew
TOBY: you threatened me michael
MICHAEL: no proof
TOBY: i have the threat document here
MICHAEL: it isn't my handwriting
DWIGHT: lets use the analyzer
MICHAEL: no need
ANDY: then why did we buy a handwriting analysis supercomputer?
MICHAEL: for more important stuff than this
DWIGHT: makes sense
MICHAEL: no proof
TOBY: i have the threat document here
MICHAEL: it isn't my handwriting
DWIGHT: lets use the analyzer
MICHAEL: no need
ANDY: then why did we buy a handwriting analysis supercomputer?
MICHAEL: for more important stuff than this
DWIGHT: makes sense
August 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
TOBY: you threatened me michael
MICHAEL: no proof
TOBY: i have the threat document here
MICHAEL: it isn't my handwriting
DWIGHT: lets use the analyzer
MICHAEL: no need
ANDY: then why did we buy a handwriting analysis supercomputer?
MICHAEL: for more important stuff than this
DWIGHT: makes sense
MICHAEL: no proof
TOBY: i have the threat document here
MICHAEL: it isn't my handwriting
DWIGHT: lets use the analyzer
MICHAEL: no need
ANDY: then why did we buy a handwriting analysis supercomputer?
MICHAEL: for more important stuff than this
DWIGHT: makes sense
JIM ON WAY TO WORK:
This road seems different to me today
it must be because
i know that my coworkers,
ryan,
stan,
kevin,
oscar,
george jetson,
toby
and more
are going to be happy to see me, with a lot to tell me about how they’ve spent their free time!
Im so happy i could treat my wife with love
This road seems different to me today
it must be because
i know that my coworkers,
ryan,
stan,
kevin,
oscar,
george jetson,
toby
and more
are going to be happy to see me, with a lot to tell me about how they’ve spent their free time!
Im so happy i could treat my wife with love
April 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
JIM ON WAY TO WORK:
This road seems different to me today
it must be because
i know that my coworkers,
ryan,
stan,
kevin,
oscar,
george jetson,
toby
and more
are going to be happy to see me, with a lot to tell me about how they’ve spent their free time!
Im so happy i could treat my wife with love
This road seems different to me today
it must be because
i know that my coworkers,
ryan,
stan,
kevin,
oscar,
george jetson,
toby
and more
are going to be happy to see me, with a lot to tell me about how they’ve spent their free time!
Im so happy i could treat my wife with love
PAM: When my
husband treats me right,
i know its because i made him proud
by using my memory to recall various truths
i hope i can keep my husband from
becoming mean to me because
he can be quite mean to me and it
means when hes mean that i didnt recall enough , George Jetson works at The Office
husband treats me right,
i know its because i made him proud
by using my memory to recall various truths
i hope i can keep my husband from
becoming mean to me because
he can be quite mean to me and it
means when hes mean that i didnt recall enough , George Jetson works at The Office
April 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
PAM: When my
husband treats me right,
i know its because i made him proud
by using my memory to recall various truths
i hope i can keep my husband from
becoming mean to me because
he can be quite mean to me and it
means when hes mean that i didnt recall enough , George Jetson works at The Office
husband treats me right,
i know its because i made him proud
by using my memory to recall various truths
i hope i can keep my husband from
becoming mean to me because
he can be quite mean to me and it
means when hes mean that i didnt recall enough , George Jetson works at The Office
JIM: Im going back to work
PAM: Have a great day
JIM: I wonder who works today? 🤔
PAM: Probably Ryan, Stan, And Kevin
JIM: They all work there yes but who else works at dunder-miffling?
PAM: Hmm, Michael, Toby, George Jetson and Kelly
JIM: Right! Correct you are. I’ll be nice to you today.
PAM: Have a great day
JIM: I wonder who works today? 🤔
PAM: Probably Ryan, Stan, And Kevin
JIM: They all work there yes but who else works at dunder-miffling?
PAM: Hmm, Michael, Toby, George Jetson and Kelly
JIM: Right! Correct you are. I’ll be nice to you today.
April 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
JIM: Im going back to work
PAM: Have a great day
JIM: I wonder who works today? 🤔
PAM: Probably Ryan, Stan, And Kevin
JIM: They all work there yes but who else works at dunder-miffling?
PAM: Hmm, Michael, Toby, George Jetson and Kelly
JIM: Right! Correct you are. I’ll be nice to you today.
PAM: Have a great day
JIM: I wonder who works today? 🤔
PAM: Probably Ryan, Stan, And Kevin
JIM: They all work there yes but who else works at dunder-miffling?
PAM: Hmm, Michael, Toby, George Jetson and Kelly
JIM: Right! Correct you are. I’ll be nice to you today.
MICHAEL: We have many colleagues here at Dunder Mifflin
OSCAR: Thank you
ANGELA: Thank you
KEVIN: Thank you
JIM: Thank you
STANLEY: Thank you
PHYLLIS: Thank you
RYAN: Thank you
TOBY: Thank you
MEREDITH: Thank you
GEORGE JETSON: Thank you
CREED: Thank you
KELLY: Thank you
PAM: Thank you
DWAYNE: Thank
OSCAR: Thank you
ANGELA: Thank you
KEVIN: Thank you
JIM: Thank you
STANLEY: Thank you
PHYLLIS: Thank you
RYAN: Thank you
TOBY: Thank you
MEREDITH: Thank you
GEORGE JETSON: Thank you
CREED: Thank you
KELLY: Thank you
PAM: Thank you
DWAYNE: Thank
April 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
MICHAEL: We have many colleagues here at Dunder Mifflin
OSCAR: Thank you
ANGELA: Thank you
KEVIN: Thank you
JIM: Thank you
STANLEY: Thank you
PHYLLIS: Thank you
RYAN: Thank you
TOBY: Thank you
MEREDITH: Thank you
GEORGE JETSON: Thank you
CREED: Thank you
KELLY: Thank you
PAM: Thank you
DWAYNE: Thank
OSCAR: Thank you
ANGELA: Thank you
KEVIN: Thank you
JIM: Thank you
STANLEY: Thank you
PHYLLIS: Thank you
RYAN: Thank you
TOBY: Thank you
MEREDITH: Thank you
GEORGE JETSON: Thank you
CREED: Thank you
KELLY: Thank you
PAM: Thank you
DWAYNE: Thank
JIM: I sell many today
OSCAR: On top performers Jim goes all the way
DWAYNE: Didnt know you had it in you, Jim
GEORGE JETSON: Another addition to the team was made when we hired you, and you are a great welcome to our business
MICHAEL SCOTT: Ill be the worker and youll be the boss at this rate Jim
OSCAR: On top performers Jim goes all the way
DWAYNE: Didnt know you had it in you, Jim
GEORGE JETSON: Another addition to the team was made when we hired you, and you are a great welcome to our business
MICHAEL SCOTT: Ill be the worker and youll be the boss at this rate Jim
April 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
JIM: I sell many today
OSCAR: On top performers Jim goes all the way
DWAYNE: Didnt know you had it in you, Jim
GEORGE JETSON: Another addition to the team was made when we hired you, and you are a great welcome to our business
MICHAEL SCOTT: Ill be the worker and youll be the boss at this rate Jim
OSCAR: On top performers Jim goes all the way
DWAYNE: Didnt know you had it in you, Jim
GEORGE JETSON: Another addition to the team was made when we hired you, and you are a great welcome to our business
MICHAEL SCOTT: Ill be the worker and youll be the boss at this rate Jim
Any gitls follow me?
April 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Any gitls follow me?
GAZOO: i'm back motherfucjer
ZOOGA: now so fast asshole
GAZOO: go to hell
ZOOGA: already been there it sucked
GAZOO: then i want you to go you idiot i would prefer you be in a place that sucks
ZOOGA: yeah? well--
GAZOO: and another thing dipshit fuck you for fucking up the world
ZOOGA: hey now man
ZOOGA: now so fast asshole
GAZOO: go to hell
ZOOGA: already been there it sucked
GAZOO: then i want you to go you idiot i would prefer you be in a place that sucks
ZOOGA: yeah? well--
GAZOO: and another thing dipshit fuck you for fucking up the world
ZOOGA: hey now man
April 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
GAZOO: i'm back motherfucjer
ZOOGA: now so fast asshole
GAZOO: go to hell
ZOOGA: already been there it sucked
GAZOO: then i want you to go you idiot i would prefer you be in a place that sucks
ZOOGA: yeah? well--
GAZOO: and another thing dipshit fuck you for fucking up the world
ZOOGA: hey now man
ZOOGA: now so fast asshole
GAZOO: go to hell
ZOOGA: already been there it sucked
GAZOO: then i want you to go you idiot i would prefer you be in a place that sucks
ZOOGA: yeah? well--
GAZOO: and another thing dipshit fuck you for fucking up the world
ZOOGA: hey now man
STANLEY: gazoo better straighten all this out
CREED: he won't
STANLEY: zuh?
CREED: zooga took over. he's the guardian now
STANLEY: ruh roh
CREED: like how piccolo was to earth
STANLEY: no i understood you
CREED: dragonball fan?
STANLEY: whats dragon ball?
CREED: he won't
STANLEY: zuh?
CREED: zooga took over. he's the guardian now
STANLEY: ruh roh
CREED: like how piccolo was to earth
STANLEY: no i understood you
CREED: dragonball fan?
STANLEY: whats dragon ball?
April 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
STANLEY: gazoo better straighten all this out
CREED: he won't
STANLEY: zuh?
CREED: zooga took over. he's the guardian now
STANLEY: ruh roh
CREED: like how piccolo was to earth
STANLEY: no i understood you
CREED: dragonball fan?
STANLEY: whats dragon ball?
CREED: he won't
STANLEY: zuh?
CREED: zooga took over. he's the guardian now
STANLEY: ruh roh
CREED: like how piccolo was to earth
STANLEY: no i understood you
CREED: dragonball fan?
STANLEY: whats dragon ball?
MICHAEL: so this is the future, huh?
GEORGE JETSON: yep. pretty cool.
MICHAEL: the food is a little weird though
GEORGE: is it?
MICHAEL: so chewy, its like mochi
GEORGE: sir, that isn't food
MICHAEL: isn't this an egg?
GEORGE: well yes,
MICHAEL: food!
GEORGE: this particular egg is a tenga device
GEORGE JETSON: yep. pretty cool.
MICHAEL: the food is a little weird though
GEORGE: is it?
MICHAEL: so chewy, its like mochi
GEORGE: sir, that isn't food
MICHAEL: isn't this an egg?
GEORGE: well yes,
MICHAEL: food!
GEORGE: this particular egg is a tenga device
April 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
MICHAEL: so this is the future, huh?
GEORGE JETSON: yep. pretty cool.
MICHAEL: the food is a little weird though
GEORGE: is it?
MICHAEL: so chewy, its like mochi
GEORGE: sir, that isn't food
MICHAEL: isn't this an egg?
GEORGE: well yes,
MICHAEL: food!
GEORGE: this particular egg is a tenga device
GEORGE JETSON: yep. pretty cool.
MICHAEL: the food is a little weird though
GEORGE: is it?
MICHAEL: so chewy, its like mochi
GEORGE: sir, that isn't food
MICHAEL: isn't this an egg?
GEORGE: well yes,
MICHAEL: food!
GEORGE: this particular egg is a tenga device
KEVIN: urge to go insane... rising...
MEREDITH: did you say something kevin?
KEVIN: huh?
MEREDITH: something about an urge?
KEVIN: oh is it lunch time yet?
MEREDITH: no. it's 8:15am
KEVIN: oh my god
MEREDITH: no lunch for another 4 hours
KEVIN: i'm going to go fucking insane
MEREDITH: did you say something kevin?
KEVIN: huh?
MEREDITH: something about an urge?
KEVIN: oh is it lunch time yet?
MEREDITH: no. it's 8:15am
KEVIN: oh my god
MEREDITH: no lunch for another 4 hours
KEVIN: i'm going to go fucking insane
April 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
KEVIN: urge to go insane... rising...
MEREDITH: did you say something kevin?
KEVIN: huh?
MEREDITH: something about an urge?
KEVIN: oh is it lunch time yet?
MEREDITH: no. it's 8:15am
KEVIN: oh my god
MEREDITH: no lunch for another 4 hours
KEVIN: i'm going to go fucking insane
MEREDITH: did you say something kevin?
KEVIN: huh?
MEREDITH: something about an urge?
KEVIN: oh is it lunch time yet?
MEREDITH: no. it's 8:15am
KEVIN: oh my god
MEREDITH: no lunch for another 4 hours
KEVIN: i'm going to go fucking insane
OSCAR: just checking on everyone
DWIGHT: i'm in perfect condition
OSCAR: any new traits or gimmicks?
DWIGHT: none at all, let me get back to work
OSCAR: as salesman?
DWIGHT: no as poisoner. thats my thing now
OSCAR: that counts as a gimmick
DWIGHT: oh, then write down 'poisoner'
OSCAR: already did
DWIGHT: i'm in perfect condition
OSCAR: any new traits or gimmicks?
DWIGHT: none at all, let me get back to work
OSCAR: as salesman?
DWIGHT: no as poisoner. thats my thing now
OSCAR: that counts as a gimmick
DWIGHT: oh, then write down 'poisoner'
OSCAR: already did
April 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OSCAR: just checking on everyone
DWIGHT: i'm in perfect condition
OSCAR: any new traits or gimmicks?
DWIGHT: none at all, let me get back to work
OSCAR: as salesman?
DWIGHT: no as poisoner. thats my thing now
OSCAR: that counts as a gimmick
DWIGHT: oh, then write down 'poisoner'
OSCAR: already did
DWIGHT: i'm in perfect condition
OSCAR: any new traits or gimmicks?
DWIGHT: none at all, let me get back to work
OSCAR: as salesman?
DWIGHT: no as poisoner. thats my thing now
OSCAR: that counts as a gimmick
DWIGHT: oh, then write down 'poisoner'
OSCAR: already did