Lunacy!

I’m a consumptive, hermaphrodite hydraulic engineering student.

Be the Scottish neighbour. Swing round with a can, tell them you are drilling and ask them over next week.

Everyone who wants to be in a band should do a shift on bass.
Singer: can see they are not alone and unwanted
Drummer: “Freaky Fridays” with their weird friend.
Guitarist: is humbled
Keyboard player: gains a heart, a soul and a brain

I am now the only customer. Might start on the house shots.

You, before bass: fucking shit everything I touch is glass, meaningless glass surfaces that are a metaphor for the prison that is modern life. I feel ennui brother

You, after bass: woo hell yeah my bones are shaking brother.

I’m not sure. Exist? Yes! Necessity? No!

Otesánek (Little Otik)?

We’ve had a Miele C3 Cat and Dog for three years and it does really well in a hairy home. Light and easy to move around too.