Dungeon Junk
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A bot that generates random equipment of questionable utility, created by @notinventedhere.bsky.social using https://bluebotsdonequick.com/ and #Tracery.
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Dungeon Junk
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social
· Nov 14
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You open the urn and see a magical opera-singing ring! It has a Bloadian accent and it only does embarrassingly rude limericks.
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You open the urn and see a magical opera-singing ring! It has a Bloadian accent and it only does embarrassingly rude limericks.
In the charred wreckage of the mad wizard's lab, you find a tanned hide glove that used to belong to a bugbear. When you wear it you weigh less.
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
In the charred wreckage of the mad wizard's lab, you find a tanned hide glove that used to belong to a bugbear. When you wear it you weigh less.
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces the mythical axe Lightcutter, which once beheaded a worm.
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces the mythical axe Lightcutter, which once beheaded a worm.
You find a fabric sandal. It's embellished with embroidery of a battle. It's worth no more than 24 silver.
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You find a fabric sandal. It's embellished with embroidery of a battle. It's worth no more than 24 silver.
The treasure chest contains a messily-written scroll that seems to be inscribed with the spell Grasp of Ice. Someone's doodled a unicorn in the margin.
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The treasure chest contains a messily-written scroll that seems to be inscribed with the spell Grasp of Ice. Someone's doodled a unicorn in the margin.
The treasure vault contains an enchanted chanting halberd! It has a demonic accent and it sings discordant notes that put you on edge.
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The treasure vault contains an enchanted chanting halberd! It has a demonic accent and it sings discordant notes that put you on edge.
You open the treasure chest and see a diabolic chattering short sword! It has a Dwarvern accent and it apologises to all the monsters you kill.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You open the treasure chest and see a diabolic chattering short sword! It has a Dwarvern accent and it apologises to all the monsters you kill.
You discover a magical wand which can cause draculas to laugh but only underwater.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You discover a magical wand which can cause draculas to laugh but only underwater.
The High Council reluctantly compensates you with the mythical sword Jokulblade, which was once used to decapitate a dog.
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The High Council reluctantly compensates you with the mythical sword Jokulblade, which was once used to decapitate a dog.
A mysterious figure hands you a fabric glove. It's decorated with embroidery of a dragon corpse. It's worth 97 silver, give or take.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A mysterious figure hands you a fabric glove. It's decorated with embroidery of a dragon corpse. It's worth 97 silver, give or take.
You are bestowed with a woollen tunic. It's embroidered with an image of an ocelot battling a bugbear. It's worth about 36 silver.
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You are bestowed with a woollen tunic. It's embroidered with an image of an ocelot battling a bugbear. It's worth about 36 silver.
You recover a scroll; it's a bit soggy but you can just about decipher the spell Protection from Wasps. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You recover a scroll; it's a bit soggy but you can just about decipher the spell Protection from Wasps. At the bottom in tiny text it says 'ᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏɴʟʏ, ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴜsᴇ'.
The ancient urn contains an ensorcelled flint warlock's staff which can cause gnomes to laugh but it only works indoors.
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The ancient urn contains an ensorcelled flint warlock's staff which can cause gnomes to laugh but it only works indoors.
You open the crate and see a magical serenading amulet! It has a Bloadian accent and it sings songs that give you terrible nightmares.
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
You open the crate and see a magical serenading amulet! It has a Bloadian accent and it sings songs that give you terrible nightmares.
You uncover a leather tunic that used to belong to a kelpie. When you wear it it makes you look taller.
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You uncover a leather tunic that used to belong to a kelpie. When you wear it it makes you look taller.
In the charred wreckage of the mad wizard's lab, you find a diabolic staff which can cause half-orcs to laugh but only at night.
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
In the charred wreckage of the mad wizard's lab, you find a diabolic staff which can cause half-orcs to laugh but only at night.
A wizard conjures up the mythical bastard sword Deathtooth, which was once used to decapitate a sorcerer.
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A wizard conjures up the mythical bastard sword Deathtooth, which was once used to decapitate a sorcerer.
At the back of the mysterious shop, you spy the legendary staff Firerod which causes harmless tremors in the ground but it makes you angry when you use it.
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
At the back of the mysterious shop, you spy the legendary staff Firerod which causes harmless tremors in the ground but it makes you angry when you use it.
You smash the urn and discover a bone crown. It's engraved with an image of a half-elf battling a pixie. It's worth a lot.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You smash the urn and discover a bone crown. It's engraved with an image of a half-elf battling a pixie. It's worth a lot.
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a tanned hide helm worth about 7 silver. When you wear it you become allergic to wolfs.
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
From under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a tanned hide helm worth about 7 silver. When you wear it you become allergic to wolfs.
You trip over a scroll; your goblinoid is rusty but you think it's the spell Dispel Worms.
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You trip over a scroll; your goblinoid is rusty but you think it's the spell Dispel Worms.
You lay your hands on the legendary scimitar Crimsonsbane, which once bested a troll.
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You lay your hands on the legendary scimitar Crimsonsbane, which once bested a troll.
A dæmon summons a soggy scroll which appears to be inscribed with the spell Finger of Dragonflies.
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A dæmon summons a soggy scroll which appears to be inscribed with the spell Finger of Dragonflies.
You discover a diabolic yodelling pendant! It has a devilish accent and it sings songs that give you terrible nightmares.
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
You discover a diabolic yodelling pendant! It has a devilish accent and it sings songs that give you terrible nightmares.
You are rewarded with a scroll; it's a bit disintegrating but you can just about decipher the spell Locate Badgers.
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You are rewarded with a scroll; it's a bit disintegrating but you can just about decipher the spell Locate Badgers.