My sub comes up with some great ideas.

While being throat swabbed I gagged a little bit. The women said “I know hunny isn’t that the worst feeling in the world”

I politely responded, “it doesn’t feel half bad when I shove a big dick down there”. She looked at me absolutely disgusted and I’m 99% sure I ruined the rest of her day 😂

Everyone's patiently waiting in line. What number would you be?

Pick a hole, any hole