Dunks
@dunks00.bsky.social
Confused bystander. Generally numb but always polite and cheerful. 🙄 I teach people on pooters. I particularly like hard core dub reggae. Old skool. But then, I'm old.
I swear for years one of mine was trying to kill me. Leaping to a stair two down from where I was descending and refusing to move meaning I had to overstep by one, risking my balance. He'd look at me like: "I'm getting your inheritance, me and Mum will elope." The little...
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I swear for years one of mine was trying to kill me. Leaping to a stair two down from where I was descending and refusing to move meaning I had to overstep by one, risking my balance. He'd look at me like: "I'm getting your inheritance, me and Mum will elope." The little...
Oh! The toe-stretch! Gets me every time! 😻
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh! The toe-stretch! Gets me every time! 😻
I think Sun Tzu said similar, didn't he?
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think Sun Tzu said similar, didn't he?
*GASPS*
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*GASPS*
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
Knives Out is Rick Rolling us???
Outstanding!!! 😂😂😂
There aren't many people in the world who can genuinely claim to be 'holier than thou' but I'm sure the Pope is at the top of the shortlist?
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There aren't many people in the world who can genuinely claim to be 'holier than thou' but I'm sure the Pope is at the top of the shortlist?
So can I now write finally write my 'Bumble bees bumping around, trapped in my conservatory' now? Or 'Mosquitos whining around my bedroom, pissing me off'? Those are pressing titles close to my heart.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So can I now write finally write my 'Bumble bees bumping around, trapped in my conservatory' now? Or 'Mosquitos whining around my bedroom, pissing me off'? Those are pressing titles close to my heart.
I think it's hilarious! MTG without shame screaming: But then the leopards wanted to eat MY face, after all I'd done!
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I think it's hilarious! MTG without shame screaming: But then the leopards wanted to eat MY face, after all I'd done!
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
Sorry Marge, leopards will be leopards.
And, of course, one of the many heroes in Captain Corelli's Mandolin! 😀
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And, of course, one of the many heroes in Captain Corelli's Mandolin! 😀
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!
You can simply *feel* Trump's jealousy. It permeates the atmosphere like the CMB in the universe. The hateful jealousy is a mighty force! Easily solved with a cereal pack medal that looks so lovely adorned around a flbby orange neck. 🙂
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You can simply *feel* Trump's jealousy. It permeates the atmosphere like the CMB in the universe. The hateful jealousy is a mighty force! Easily solved with a cereal pack medal that looks so lovely adorned around a flbby orange neck. 🙂
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
(This is Misti.)
(This is Misti.)
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords.
(This is Misti.)
(This is Misti.)
I love how you people are calling him Whiskey Pete. LOL! 😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I love how you people are calling him Whiskey Pete. LOL! 😂
Incredibly affectionate.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Incredibly affectionate.
Staffies are adorable, unique dogs. Problem with yer Staffie is they think they're humans. That's why they need a family to live with, not necessarily other dogs (they fight). Cats are ok because they're in charge & Staffie knows it. But they need humans to love! Wonderful mutts! ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Staffies are adorable, unique dogs. Problem with yer Staffie is they think they're humans. That's why they need a family to live with, not necessarily other dogs (they fight). Cats are ok because they're in charge & Staffie knows it. But they need humans to love! Wonderful mutts! ❤️
So Bondi's finally finished the redaction and removal of the Trump pages then? About time...
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So Bondi's finally finished the redaction and removal of the Trump pages then? About time...
I started laughing half way through MTG's speil. Then I continued laughing until the end. She's a charletan & not to be trusted. But it's nice to see MAGA eating itself. 😀
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I started laughing half way through MTG's speil. Then I continued laughing until the end. She's a charletan & not to be trusted. But it's nice to see MAGA eating itself. 😀
I yearn to see the Northern Lights in their 'natural' surroundings. My Sister did the Trip to See Santa in Lapland years ago with my young neice & saw it then. I'm so envious.
They went to an Ice Hotel too! B*stards!
(Sorry I said that out loud!)
Chizz!
They went to an Ice Hotel too! B*stards!
(Sorry I said that out loud!)
Chizz!
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I yearn to see the Northern Lights in their 'natural' surroundings. My Sister did the Trip to See Santa in Lapland years ago with my young neice & saw it then. I'm so envious.
They went to an Ice Hotel too! B*stards!
(Sorry I said that out loud!)
Chizz!
They went to an Ice Hotel too! B*stards!
(Sorry I said that out loud!)
Chizz!