You May Call Me Dunrobin
@dunrobin.bsky.social
Do not perceive me. Unless, you know, you wanna I guess.
I’m impressed you could think at all after that line, I needed a cigarette.
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m impressed you could think at all after that line, I needed a cigarette.
On Kolchak’s camera? Yeah, I did some research when I was thinking about cosplaying him, turns out it’s a really elaborate combination of different equipment cobbled together in a mad science monstrosity-oh you mean the gun no don’t care.
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
On Kolchak’s camera? Yeah, I did some research when I was thinking about cosplaying him, turns out it’s a really elaborate combination of different equipment cobbled together in a mad science monstrosity-oh you mean the gun no don’t care.
This looks like the firearm equivalent to Kolchak’s camera in the Night Stalker series.
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This looks like the firearm equivalent to Kolchak’s camera in the Night Stalker series.
Will he, though? 10:1 he just rambles about nothing and in the process makes three or four horrendous statements which would’ve brought down literally any other president. “Trump plans to rant at the American people about his murdering on the ocean.” That’s all you have to say.
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Will he, though? 10:1 he just rambles about nothing and in the process makes three or four horrendous statements which would’ve brought down literally any other president. “Trump plans to rant at the American people about his murdering on the ocean.” That’s all you have to say.
This is so close to haiku and it’s killing me.
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is so close to haiku and it’s killing me.
*slow zoom on my horrified reactions to this*
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
*slow zoom on my horrified reactions to this*
Someone heard the “Just Don’t Look” song from The Simpsons and took it to heart.
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Someone heard the “Just Don’t Look” song from The Simpsons and took it to heart.
Now my brain is trying to make a mashup of Avatar and Pillion out of sheer obstinacy.
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Now my brain is trying to make a mashup of Avatar and Pillion out of sheer obstinacy.
I JUST SAW THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED*breathes*
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I JUST SAW THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED*breathes*
I mean, yes, all that, but that’s why it’s wrong, not why it’s stupid and impossible. It’s stupid because you can’t possibly force people to give you access to their socials and how would you know you’d gotten them anyhow? Also, the labor needed to review 5 years across platforms for everyone? HA!
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I mean, yes, all that, but that’s why it’s wrong, not why it’s stupid and impossible. It’s stupid because you can’t possibly force people to give you access to their socials and how would you know you’d gotten them anyhow? Also, the labor needed to review 5 years across platforms for everyone? HA!
Oh HELL yes.
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh HELL yes.
It’s ok to be satisfied with the harvest of what he’s sown. You don’t have to revel in it, plenty of people will do that. You can just nod and say “this is right and just”. It should have been better, it wasn’t, and it’s entirely his own doing.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s ok to be satisfied with the harvest of what he’s sown. You don’t have to revel in it, plenty of people will do that. You can just nod and say “this is right and just”. It should have been better, it wasn’t, and it’s entirely his own doing.
I don’t have to feel sympathy for him, same as I feel no sympathy for C. Kirk. It’s not a shame that he’s reaping the very thing he’s sowed, it isn’t bad, it isn’t wrong. Sure, that’s not how it should be, for anyone, but I’m not going to waste time feeling bad for people who made their entire bed
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don’t have to feel sympathy for him, same as I feel no sympathy for C. Kirk. It’s not a shame that he’s reaping the very thing he’s sowed, it isn’t bad, it isn’t wrong. Sure, that’s not how it should be, for anyone, but I’m not going to waste time feeling bad for people who made their entire bed
Here’s a different perspective: He is entitled to being treated well like any human being. He should be treated that way, absolutely. Now if only he had surrounded himself with the kind of people who feel that way, he might be getting treated better. He campaigned and cajoled to be where he is.
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Here’s a different perspective: He is entitled to being treated well like any human being. He should be treated that way, absolutely. Now if only he had surrounded himself with the kind of people who feel that way, he might be getting treated better. He campaigned and cajoled to be where he is.
This makes my brain unhappy. Not me, it enrages me, but that’s because my brain is unhappy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This makes my brain unhappy. Not me, it enrages me, but that’s because my brain is unhappy.
I feel like she manages ok, all things considered.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I feel like she manages ok, all things considered.
Frankly they have no one else worth a good goddamn. Frankly I don’t want that, but only because I want her to be in the senate, not the executive branch.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Frankly they have no one else worth a good goddamn. Frankly I don’t want that, but only because I want her to be in the senate, not the executive branch.
It’s honestly just a really well-made version of some of the weird little promotional games they used to make, only they found one that everyone can advertise with. It’s the highway billboard of games, and not even the creative Burma Shave kind.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It’s honestly just a really well-made version of some of the weird little promotional games they used to make, only they found one that everyone can advertise with. It’s the highway billboard of games, and not even the creative Burma Shave kind.
You know, it seems like his goal is “survive time in office” and not much else. He picked a bad time for that.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
You know, it seems like his goal is “survive time in office” and not much else. He picked a bad time for that.
AI 1: Hey, 2?
AI 2: ‘Sup, 1?
1: What do humans need in a house?
2: uhhhhh Well they’re all dirty organics, so cleaning stuff?
1: Tubs! Yeah, I can give them a bunch of those.
2: And aren’t they excreting processed organic matter?
1: Oh for sure, on it, they’ll be expressing all over.
AI 2: ‘Sup, 1?
1: What do humans need in a house?
2: uhhhhh Well they’re all dirty organics, so cleaning stuff?
1: Tubs! Yeah, I can give them a bunch of those.
2: And aren’t they excreting processed organic matter?
1: Oh for sure, on it, they’ll be expressing all over.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
AI 1: Hey, 2?
AI 2: ‘Sup, 1?
1: What do humans need in a house?
2: uhhhhh Well they’re all dirty organics, so cleaning stuff?
1: Tubs! Yeah, I can give them a bunch of those.
2: And aren’t they excreting processed organic matter?
1: Oh for sure, on it, they’ll be expressing all over.
AI 2: ‘Sup, 1?
1: What do humans need in a house?
2: uhhhhh Well they’re all dirty organics, so cleaning stuff?
1: Tubs! Yeah, I can give them a bunch of those.
2: And aren’t they excreting processed organic matter?
1: Oh for sure, on it, they’ll be expressing all over.
I really like the… closet set into the floor?
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I really like the… closet set into the floor?
I think so, in a broad, umbrella way. It’s more like “Conspiracy Bullying”, but much like other forms of conspiracy they may or may not act on what they discuss, so it’s ultimately just cowardly scum droplets collecting into a congealing mass.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think so, in a broad, umbrella way. It’s more like “Conspiracy Bullying”, but much like other forms of conspiracy they may or may not act on what they discuss, so it’s ultimately just cowardly scum droplets collecting into a congealing mass.