people never seem thrilled that I call my family doctor "dr rock n roll daddy"
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
people never seem thrilled that I call my family doctor "dr rock n roll daddy"
You dont see a lot of brunette cats
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You dont see a lot of brunette cats
My favorite part of the Neil Diamond movie was when the main character asked "what's pearl jam" and Jackie stage whispered (yelled) itS CuM!!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My favorite part of the Neil Diamond movie was when the main character asked "what's pearl jam" and Jackie stage whispered (yelled) itS CuM!!!!!!
Hot girls get drunk and set up $3.10 monthly donations to wikipedia
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hot girls get drunk and set up $3.10 monthly donations to wikipedia
Nothing scares poe more than when I show him my tongue
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Nothing scares poe more than when I show him my tongue
thankful for my student that's making a tier list of lion king characters instead of doing her animation project (due on tuesday)
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
thankful for my student that's making a tier list of lion king characters instead of doing her animation project (due on tuesday)
A man at the market asked my aunt to take a picture of him and his family
He was wearing a carefully polished silver brooch of a handgun
He was wearing a carefully polished silver brooch of a handgun
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A man at the market asked my aunt to take a picture of him and his family
He was wearing a carefully polished silver brooch of a handgun
He was wearing a carefully polished silver brooch of a handgun
Is the eric andre show like seinfeld to gen z
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Is the eric andre show like seinfeld to gen z
Im Smell Bad professor today
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Im Smell Bad professor today
My parents have a raccoon with huge balls and a dick in their living room and I think thats nice
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My parents have a raccoon with huge balls and a dick in their living room and I think thats nice
I am so tired, I hate the computer
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I am so tired, I hate the computer
Breaking news: pepsi hissed at the fly swatter
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Breaking news: pepsi hissed at the fly swatter
Why the fuck did Elvis look like that
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why the fuck did Elvis look like that
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♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ heigh-ho the derry-o ⋆♫
♫ ⋆ my husband's cum is bad ⋆♫
Me showing kodai my phone at the BBQ place before the guys live show : ok so this is the one who sucked on a boobie for three hours
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Me showing kodai my phone at the BBQ place before the guys live show : ok so this is the one who sucked on a boobie for three hours
Kodai bought a random ps3
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Kodai bought a random ps3
Why am I creating an entire university level 6 credit course
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Why am I creating an entire university level 6 credit course
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
Why??? Would anyone want me to do that
I want to do one of my classes sitting down at the stand up desk and see how long it take one of the shy children to say something
September 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I want to do one of my classes sitting down at the stand up desk and see how long it take one of the shy children to say something
I realized im scared of getting killed by a massage chair
September 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I realized im scared of getting killed by a massage chair
Adressing my students for the first class ive ever taught *big bopper voice* hello baby!!!!!
August 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Adressing my students for the first class ive ever taught *big bopper voice* hello baby!!!!!
I didnt need to connect with numb by linkin park on the way back from alberta but I did it anyway
August 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I didnt need to connect with numb by linkin park on the way back from alberta but I did it anyway
We got a new lamp in the bedroom and im feeling compelled to worship it
July 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We got a new lamp in the bedroom and im feeling compelled to worship it
In my 30s im carrying on a proud tradition I started as a child : wearing a disgusting mouth guard
July 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
In my 30s im carrying on a proud tradition I started as a child : wearing a disgusting mouth guard