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Durandal
@durandal2uk.bsky.social
Musician actor programmer biker raptor. One may be imaginary.
The new beaky Sea Devil suits are gorgeous...

If only eh. I probably know some of the people who worked on them.
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have a bunch of saved searches on a casting site, that will email me if any matching roles are posted. Things like alien, werewolf, monster, creature, prosthetic, mask.

But too many people use phrases like "he masks his true feelings" or "he's alienated" way too often, so many false positives 🙁
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Our tech director has this amazing ability to write a long post clarifying something, describing the same thing in multiple (inconsistent) ways, only to end up confusing the matter even more...
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I'm in denial that Christmas is only 3 weeks away.

I guess it's technically true that if I put off thinking about it long enough, it will go away...
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I'm quite new to Macs, for work. They're fine, but definitely overrated. One thing that annoys me is the inconsistent windowing behaviour.

App might close on clicking red X. Might not.
App might require closing via menu or Cmd Q. Might not.
Why does minimising duplicate the app icon on the taskbar?
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
In a long work call at the moment, camera and microphone off. I stopped paying attention - it's now over an hour (and still going).

Scary moment though: "Durandal, do you want to look into that?"

Me: Oh shit, er, I wasn't listening, um... "Yeah, sure, I could do that" 😬
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I swear to f*cking god that most of the houses I'm looking at have bloody conservatories, shoehorned into a tiny garden. My budget really isn't that high- unless I want to live in a shoebox (I don't), I *have* to relocate.

I have no use for a conservatory. I'd much rather have a bigger garden. Grr.
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bluesky logging me out of the android app every day or so is really starting to piss me off...
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Silly little resin keyring that makes me smile.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Jump scared by "SCROTUM" while browsing Amazon Prime...
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Gaaaah, what have you done to my beautiful application...

I wrote this large webapp several years ago for my company, entirely solo. It was written mainly for one industry that never started using it, so it's been sat unused for a while. But it was super clean, logical, and it worked well.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don't you just love it when you meet someone, and they say "I've been really unwell recently, it's really lingered and I'm still recovering... but I'm no longer contagious!"

How do you know?

Lo and behold, I'm starting to get minor symptoms today. What a surprise.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm currently trying to build a new raptor head in Blender that's a bit more expressive (for VRC and a mask), using my Telegram stickers as inspiration (a selection below)... and I'm getting frustrated. It just doesn't look raptory, and I don't know why.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I've been officially registered with estate agents for... *checks notes*... just 4-and-a-bit weeks.

I've had several calls asking if I'm still looking.

Do they really expect me to have either found somewhere, or given up, in only a few weeks...?!? Yes I'm still looking, keep doing your job!
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I've decided I'm not going to use YouTube at all today. I waste far too much time there.

This might be surprisingly difficult, we'll see.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Is it weird that I'm kinda envious of my colleague who's been off sick for 3 days?

Damn parents get all the perks! 😛
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The phrase "creatively malnourished" popped into my head earlier today... and I've not been able to get it out of my mind.

Seems very fitting.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In case you don't know, garden centres usually have little stone/metal figurines. Sometimes have little dragons (I have one) but usually woodland creatures. I've been on the lookout for anything dino-like for a while, not expecting anything.

Today, I, er, found a sorta life-size metal velociraptor.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I've been sleeping unusually badly for about a week. I don't have anything obvious on my mind, but I'm struggling to fully relax, and stay asleep.

I'm not sure why. I don't have any obvious new major anxieties...

Tired.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It kinda bothers me that one of our front-end developers, who specialises in FE dev... doesn't seem to have attention to detail when it comes to styling.

I'm not talking pixels:

* Columns not being centred
* Missing horizontal rules
* Different fonts
* Missing padding
* Looking a bit shit

😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It's such a cliche. I'm middle-aged, and I messed up my knee by getting off the sofa wrong. It's been bad for about 4 weeks.

I'm so frustrated, because I don't know what more I could be doing. I have a PT, work out 3 times a week with mobility/strength. I'm not overweight, flexible, and eat well.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Watching Jurassic World: Rebirth.

It's remarkable just how little I care about all the characters.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As someone who definitely leans more towards introversion, I really do think the concept of "paired programming" (particularly remotely) not only doesn't work, but is in fact utter bullshit, is super-awkward, and is less productive than just giving me the space to work it out myself...
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh shit, I forgot, it's Halloween tonight!

Almost time to rush preparing my dinner early, so I can desperately get out of my house, and hideout in the pub until the hordes of kids go home and leave me in peace...
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm on BARQ because... well... I dunno really, it felt like the thing to do at Pawsome.

On the notifications panel, if someone likes an image, tapping the thumbnail loads nothing. Worse - some of the thumbnails are downright broken, so I can't tell which image they liked.

Anyone else get that?
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM